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From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

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be-bhinn

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

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cheaphalloweencostume

i always forget religious posts like this are dead serious because starting out with the phrase “i knew my flesh was evil” is so incredibly funny to me

you rock my world!

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

freysai

this part of the book immediately reminded me of star trek lol

#phm

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cognitohazardous

fire was invented by the grain industry

Gotta make piss for this damn drug screeningggg so i can have a job

importantpics

pangur-and-grim

it is funny when I get asks like “haven’t seen grim in a while. is she okay?? is she dead? do you love her?” and then while I’m typing an answer, Grim is sprawled across my arm like this

pangur-and-grim

don’t look at all my lip balms

puddlebrigade

there are four coasters and you put the coffee cup on a book

pangur-and-grim

don't look at that either

catcrumb

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rexalogy

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

emziess

Rocky + Details Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

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houndmother

(bravely) tote bags suck!

houndmother

I just don’t wanna carry a bag that only goes on one arm, I hate being permanently lopsided. but like. At the same time. I feel like a kid when I wear a backpack. And the backpacks made for adult adults are all ugly. there’s gotta be a better way.

#they condemned her for speaking so True

kit-katct

I made a stupid thing, please enjoy.

mousidy

very strange cottage industry on youtube of giving exhaustive "critiques" of harry potter that amount to things like "the magic school is dangerous and that's bad!!!" and treating that with equal severity as the fatphobia or the slavery apologia, then patting themselves on the back as if this amounts to some kind of praxis

cinemasins is not praxis lol. how about materially supporting and protecting trans people from joanne and forgetting about her wizard books

mousidy

I loved harry potter growing up. it made me feel seen as an abused and closeted kid. I idolized and looked up to joanne, wanting to become an author like her

then she started funnelling all her wizard book money into destroying the rights of my people and I resolved not to give her any more of my money

I didn't have to reevaluate the quality of her writing to do this. whether she's good at keeping her worldbuilding consistent or whatever has nothing to do with my decision to boycott her work. who cares how good or bad her writing is. she's killing trans people

jayalaw

OP, you get it. This is exactly the problem.

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cowardsexual

(clearly insane) the thing about strattland in the book is that two things about book!grace are simultaneously true 1) stratt genuinely likes the guy and 2) he fundamentally doesn't see her as a person. he's goofy and clever and sassy and ridiculous and blunt in the way where she clearly enjoys his company, but he is also incurious about her interiority to the point of dehumanisation (comes with the avoidant tendencies).

"but biscia, isn't a man not treating a woman like a person a particularly loaded dynamic in terms of sexism, wouldn't this normally throw you off" you might say, and you'd be right. except the woman in question is eva stratt and eva stratt is fucking insane and has decided to sublimate her own humanity to turn her existence into the single-minded purpose of saving her species. so she keeps ryland grace around, because someone she cares about who also doesn't see her as a person makes for an excellent tool to consistently sandpaper off the edges of her own humanity. AND he acts as her personal science lapdog. it's genius. very efficient system. but watch out.

#phm #EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYYY