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some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

im literally green

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise

Become uncompromising on your principles. Whatever else you think u have you will not take with you into the next life nor does it matter all that much in this one. Dig your heels in and die on every hill 4 ever bc literally what else is there

Evergreen litany against watering down your politics to reduce friction and avoid judgment and conflict. None of that. Believe in what you believe in and do it unflinchingly #DieOnThatHill