Shark Puppy

Ordering a gin and yonic at the H.R. Giger bar and grill

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

Oh my god it moves at the samr speed i scroll so i thought it was fucking following me

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

this is a democracy,i think we should just vote the supreme court justices out of office -hold on, i’m receiving an update in my earpiece

they hit the second tower

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business