All i do is Watch Dogs and sleep

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

precisely so

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

Kitties are so important‼️

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

folks i'm worried for us

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

good suggestion