Shrimps Is Bugs

This is an absolutely FASCINATING cultural snapshot.

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

had a dream that people were posting real cash bounties for people's deaths on tumblr with the same amount of gravitas and dignity that actual callout posts on here have (none)

they just appended the bounty to the "offending" posts in question and 90% of the time the OP didn't notice because they had the post muted. it got immediately drowned out by an argument about pokemon. I only found out about it a week later because someone asked if I could disable reblogs, not because it had money out for my head, but so that they could get the last word in on said argument about pokemon.

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

eyessss oooooo

the trees you grew up with have not forgotten you. their branches still whisper your name in the breeze and their roots remember the paths your feet once traced through their shade.

ROTI BUAYA MY BELOVED

I would do all sorts of unspecified things to see and partake of a crocodile-embouche

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

the notes on the “you should read more nonfiction books” post i reblogged a few minutes ago are really depressing to me… So many people screaming crying throwing up about how fiction is their special little funtime zone and they couldn’t imagine reading anything nonfiction. I do not sympathize with that mindset. I can’t help but wonder what society-level force has instilled people with this incurious attitude. is it a failing of the education system? i’m just not sure.