luddite fujoshi

FIND EVERY BRITISH PERSON YOU CAN AND BEAT THEM UNTIL THEY DIE

so sick of the dumbass dyke drama on my tomodachi life island. ruby disco elysium fell in love with klaasje disco elysium and asked her out and got rejected. then klaasje fell in love with ruby. then ruby fell out of love with klaasje. then klaasje asked ruby out and got rejected. then ruby fell back in love with klaasje. ridiculous

they finally sorted themselves out and are dating now... guess they just both wanted a turn rejecting the other first

american describing weather: ok so imagine a donut

had a dream that people were posting real cash bounties for people's deaths on tumblr with the same amount of gravitas and dignity that actual callout posts on here have (none)

they just appended the bounty to the "offending" posts in question and 90% of the time the OP didn't notice because they had the post muted. it got immediately drowned out by an argument about pokemon. I only found out about it a week later because someone asked if I could disable reblogs, not because it had money out for my head, but so that they could get the last word in on said argument about pokemon.

fuck its Already like 100 am

you go down for a glass of water in the middle of the night. you do that thing where you expect there to be an extra step at the bottom. splash. you're in the pond