worlds 2nd worst tiler and plumber

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

I wonder if there are eridian teens out there making human-sona’s once grace gets well known on erid. What would they look like…

Giving their humansona cool scars in very random places, “That one on his armpit is because nobody watches him sleep and so the monster came and got him”

saying "it's okay. I'm only human" before glancing at a nonexistent audience with a slight smirk and a twinkle in my eye (the twinkle is an asterisk) (when you go to read the footnote attached it just says "in the beautiful garden of his imagination he is also another thing as well")

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Architexture refers to what a building feels like when you pet it

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

muscle memory is so beautiful to me. my body remembered better than i did. yet we're the same thing, with the same memory.