knitting needles of doom and opinion

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

@bigbraveboop

All of these areas are places you would certainly get killed in on Midsomer Murders.

I mean these are cute but I also need you to know I grew up near a place called Nasty

this post is absolutely bafling as a british person because like 85% of these names just feel so incredibly normal to me it’s so jarring to see how non-british people react to them

you can’t convince me there isn’t some dude - sorry, some bloke named Kirby Underdale who lives near that last sign. he drives a little too fast, it makes everyone nervous, and his neighbors decide to have a sign made and installed instead of talking to him about it.

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

Show me where I've made this mistake. Cite a specific time when I misinterpreted a post in this manner.

That cat realized he needed to answer emails

dreamed that my extended family had a little tradition called "The Worst Wizard I Met This Week" where we went around the dinner table and you described your week's worst wizard. wonderful implications for both quantity and quality of wizards here

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

Come get your commemorative 'I rebloged this the year New Year's was on Monday' award!

He stops and looks both ways?!?

This is my new favorite post

I can’t ever not reblog.

Have some happy crow vibes

Always reblog. 😏

corvids my beloved ❤️

Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.