the neon outlaw

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

Man I wish all my unfinished wips were finished. If only there was a solution to that problem. Oh well!

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

wow you're so cool and different for hating on everything popular. wow i can't believe how enlightened you are. should we tell everyone you hate this popular thing? should we throw a parade? do you want a cookie? a gold star perhaps?

the fact that the same man that brought the show back from the dead has also now killed it is absolutely frying me

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

the problem with having a joke post become popular is that you suddenly come face-to-face with people who have never experienced humour before

everyone who smugly writes 'uhhmm methinks op needs to unlearn shame 😏' on my haha funney silly purposefully-hyperbolic-for-humorous-effect ryan gosling post owes me £10

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil