「SPARKLE」

making friends is all that matters! being nice is all that fucking matters!

i dont mean this in some weenie way i mean this with my fucking fists up

imagine coming out as trans to someone and they reply "which way?"

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

Abortion is good. Abortion is important. Abortion is a life-saving medical procedure and should be celebrated as much as we celebrate the existence and success of things like surgeries to remove tumors.

buy her a bag of chips... and fuck her in it!!!

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.