「SPARKLE」

making friends is all that matters! being nice is all that fucking matters!

i dont mean this in some weenie way i mean this with my fucking fists up

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol