「SPARKLE」

making friends is all that matters! being nice is all that fucking matters!

i dont mean this in some weenie way i mean this with my fucking fists up

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

imagine coming out as trans to someone and they reply "which way?"

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

Abortion is good. Abortion is important. Abortion is a life-saving medical procedure and should be celebrated as much as we celebrate the existence and success of things like surgeries to remove tumors.

buy her a bag of chips... and fuck her in it!!!

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win