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making friends is all that matters! being nice is all that fucking matters!

i dont mean this in some weenie way i mean this with my fucking fists up

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do