「SPARKLE」

making friends is all that matters! being nice is all that fucking matters!

i dont mean this in some weenie way i mean this with my fucking fists up

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

My hoes care about me.

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?