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making friends is all that matters! being nice is all that fucking matters!

i dont mean this in some weenie way i mean this with my fucking fists up

also, on the topic of weird queen deltarune takes I've seen that personally have been bugging me. because being wrong about a character online somewhere I can read is a most greivous sin. I think we all need to put our personal beliefs behind us and agree that queen deltarune would love chatgpt. she would be saying "Lightners Love My Algorhythmically Generated And Factually Incorrect Articles" and things of this nature. I know it's hard to accept, but if you look inward you will find that you already know it to be the truth

"Queen would hate GenAI" is literally the same kind of bad take as the "Spamton would hate NFTs" we had a few years ago.

having extremely bad mental health happening to you is no excuse to stop doing 2/10 bits

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

"please disable your adblock to access this site" please suck me from the back while i make these cheeks clap

even non gamers have been shocked to death by this beautiful eel

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

this is nothing that a little weed and a reasonably priced cocktail and a themed dinner party and a bisexual he/they and a paperback novel from the discount bin and a bucket of movie theater popcorn and central ac and a personalized playlist from your best friend and clean sheets and a slam poem and a four hour video essay and a pair of comfortable jeans and freshly washed hair and complete political reform and a single, perfect strawberry can't fix

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

Before influencers were a thing teenagers would base their entire personalities around Strong Bad emails