「SPARKLE」

making friends is all that matters! being nice is all that fucking matters!

i dont mean this in some weenie way i mean this with my fucking fists up

you fucking suck at burger

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste