Not a gal, always a pal

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

Reminder that Leverage is amazing and you all should watch it.

I stopped scrolling before noticing the trans monster flag and noticed the Walmart banner and found myself once again wondering why businesses in Texas constantly advertise that they're in Texas to Texans in Texas who presumably are aware of of the fact this stuff is in Texas?

He deserves a little revenge

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

jesus gonna rise up, im gonna whip the devil

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

her ball