Not a gal, always a pal

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

trauma dumpling

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*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Sometimes I see art and think to myself "You know, that was an excellent use of that person's time." and nod sagely.

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

It just feels like the end of the world

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon