Baby let's not Lie. Its eyes are alive.

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

i went to the intersection of the sacred and the profane and everybody knew you

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

with a little help from his older brother, Hank Green has invented an absurdly enjoyable word-spelling game called smush.

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

No, Calvin was right

Calvin was 100% right.

You’ll notice Miss Wormwood didn’t disagree, just gave him advice on how to handle the pain.

@fallen-chances

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

i can't believe they're weekend at bernie's-ing mitch mcconnell

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again