Baby let's not Lie. Its eyes are alive.

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

we desperately need sex 2

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

Fishing minigame.

Fishing minigame

The fucking. Polynesians knew

ABOUT BOTH THINGS

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

Are we interpreting the original meme as “earth would be heavenly if we didn’t have bugs, which are evil”? Bc i interpreted it as “i would lie down in the grass constantly if i weren’t afraid of bugs crawling on me”

No I think your interpretation is correct. I think I'm being an obnoxious pedant about bugs right now. And I will concede to that my beloved mutual.

The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

i love it when the daleks are like “we’re gonna discuss this in private” and then they move like 10ft away and start speaking in their regular speaking voices which is just screaming

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp