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rockergiirl

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

jester-operation

I habe some bad news

rockergiirl

BOTH TOWERS?

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Shane would love being a too strict royal guard. Ilya would love being a royal prince trying to get him to loose focus.

andremichaux

Nothing's ever simple anymore. I'm constantly trying to work it out. Who to love or hate… who to trust. It's just like the more I know, the more confused I get. I believe that's called growing up. I'd like to stop, then. Okay? I know the feeling.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 2.07, "Lie to Me"

hagiomoto

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

future-crab

So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:

Absolutely iconic.

fearoftheminotaur

I want to throw in that part of the context behind this meme was N.D. talking about how he sometimes gets hatemail for marrying a man as a former lesbian, and how many people seem to think he divorced his wife.

I have not managed to find anyone who thinks that in the wild, but it is so damn funny.

natequarter

[ID: a Bluesky thread between ND Stevenson and Lee Ostertag. Stevenson's original post reads, "Latest strain of out-of-touch Instagram comment has been ugh of COURSE you'd end up with a man and like, TAKE IT UP WITH HIM HE'S THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO TURN INTO ONE". Ostertag's reply reads, "Omg are they saying I pass 💅 ". Stevenson's response reads, "LEE HELP YOURE DOING TOO GOOD A JOB THEY THINK I DUMPED MY WIFE FOR YOU". /end ID]

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clytemnestraaa

can i be honest i don't think shane would like being high all that much i think he would be like oh my god They Know. what do they know? and who is they? that doesn't matter. They All Know. also all his socks feel wrong but his bare feet feel wrong too. he's locking himself in the linen closet in the fetal position.

veryfashionabledesigns

prophecywaiting

There was a comment that said this will be in our kids' textbooks someday and something about that made me really emotional.

We’re always imagining history as something far away, but

A black man and woman finally part of a crew. Christina Koch wearing a braid. Reid Wiseman naming the bright spot after his late wife. Copy heart, copy bracelet thing.

We making history RIGHT NOW. And right now it’s still ours to feel. So feel it while it's heavy. We live. And that alone makes history. 

hilfest

The HILF zine is here!!

Hello, HILF fans! It's been a hot minute, but we're finally back with the pièce de résistance, the culmination of the Harry in Lingerie Fest -- the Playboy-Who-Lived zine!

Playboy-Who-Lived contains some gorgeous art (including the spectacular cover by @stolenviolet!!) and fan creations made specifically for this project, as well as spreads for each of the fics written for HILF. Check out the amazing layouts created by the inimitable, incredible @chaos-bear, who brought this project to life in a way beyond the original idea's wildest hopes.

Give it a flip, peruse the pages, and appreciate all the love and talent that went into creating this zine and the fics and art within!

Thank you again to everyone who participated in the fest last year -- we couldn't have done this without you <3

Created with the Heyzine flipbook maker

Thank you to our participants! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @chaos-bear, @theonceandfuturequeenoftarts, @stolenviolet, @dyingisforlovers, @curioushabitforarivergod, @aitafrog, @starquestingfordrarry, @the-fourth-queen-fanarts, @endlessburningdarkness, @definitelynotafanficwriter, @devious--muffin, @cindle-writes, @blackseatwenty, @nv-md, @smugrobotics, @siobhanhazel, @schmem14, @morthreshlian, @l-archiduchesse, Dande, BlackVelvet42, BvinYa_Raama, and Lytri

theonceandfuturequeenoftarts

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S HERE!!!

Seriously, so proud of everyone~ @chaos-bear, this is beautiful, you're a wizard~ @stolenviolet, I have been in love with your cover art for almost a year, I can't believe we're so lucky to have you create something for us!! So glad to finally share this with the world <3

sledgehannah

do you have a family groupchat and are you white

yes, white

no, white

yes, not white

no, not white

nuance/results/bald

Voting ended onMar 10

my brother thinks that family group chats are only a thing white people do and i dont actually know

#white and no

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baltharino

The Little Mermaid (1989) Dir. John Musker & Ron Clements

#love Ariel #but I’m reblogging mainly for the #unique experience of reading ‘a Percy Jackson in the hunger games retelling the Disney little mermaid story to other tributes in the arena’#type of fic today

lliveonthesunn

every other week, my mom would make a giant pot of vegetable soup. she'd pack half of it in a tupperware and take it to her best friend's house. they both had three kids whose ages aligned. they'd lock us out of the house and go through each room, finding every piece of dirty laundry and then spend the afternoon keeping the washer and dryer running, folding and putting away each load while gossiping.

every alternate week, her best friend would come to our house with a tupperware full of chicken spaghetti. they'd stick us in front of a tv with a stack of disney vhs tapes and go through each room, finding every dirty dish, and then spend the afternoon at the kitchen sink, washing each dish by hand while gossiping.

it wasn't always soup and spaghetti and laundry and dishes. but it was almost always a meal and a chore. here is a night you don't have to cook dinner. here is a chore you can cross off your list. and here is a day you don't have to spend alone. because really food and friendship and a feeling of accomplishment are what we all need most.

fuckrozanov

80% of unrivaled has to be ilya being incredibly uncool at all the casual intimacy he gets to have with shane now. they go to a bar with the team and shane puts his hand on ilya’s knee midsentence and ilya chokes on the rest of it. at the grocery store and ilya is holding up an avocado to see if it’s ripe enough and shane walks up behind him and puts a hand on his hip and ilya drops it. yes they’re having freak sex but now it’s because shane was on the phone with the dog groomer and they’re asking about appointment times and shane says “hold on let me ask my husband—“ and now he’s face down ass up in the middle of the kitchen and ilya is like say that again say that again say that again say that again

apolladay

Is it cold where you currently are? Define cold however you'd like.

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 1

#feels like 2 #but I think it should keep snowing and freezing because I don’t want to go to work tomorrow

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cleverlittlejay

[Video ID:

A tiktok video with the caption "Alan Turing after I bring him to 2026"

A white man with curly hair is holding an open laptop and inspecting it at various angles as he says: "Oh my God, this is—this is incredible, like—I just—I can't even comprehend what I'm looking at here, like, I just never thought that, like, in a million years, society would ever, ever be able to create something like this."

The man looks at someone off-camera and asks: "And you said they're both hockey players?"

End ID]

tanoraqui

STOP!

You just used the term “Old Man Yaoi” to refer to one or more men under the age of 50.

As penalty for this crime, you are sentenced to watch this scene from X-Men (2000) ft. Professor X (Patrick Stewart, then 59) and Magneto (Ian McKellan, then 60), until you understand that “Old Man Yaoi” is about relationships with the weight of decades of grief and grievances, shared, opposing, and apart. “Old Man Yaoi” is about two men so grown that pop culture has decided they no longer exist, finding love or maybe toxic codependency. “Old Man Yaoi” is about divorcees and silver foxes.

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