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just like my beloved mutuals, i'm completely normal about asoue

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overthestars-and-offtoneverland

Count Olaf the kind of guy to say the phrase "You're not a doctor. You just stayed in school too fucking long." to anyone with a doctorate.

#can picture him saying this to G during an argument #asoue #count olaf

siratonin

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

siratonin

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

macau1ay

i thought this was cute lol, rereading the series (i'm on the penultimate peril)

#!!!!!!#asoue #the baudelaire orphans #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #very fabulous drawings

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sandmandaddy69

miss-wizard

i keep a small deck of cards hidden on my person at all times so that in the event someone attempts to rob me i can quickly gamble myself into destitution before they take my money

defectivegembrain

Prev et al. (2025)

sprooknooky

regular day in the swarthy swamp :)

#oh wow………#nice nice #asoue #lemony snicket #very fabulous drawings

gender-luster

episodes that i think every tv show should have:

timeloop

whodunit

musical

beach trip

random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)

one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again

one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters

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jelloapocalypse

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

#penthouse of 667 dark avenue

plasticnaturedraws

had to redo this old drawing lol I was personally obligated to

#!!!#asoue #fiona widdershins #klaus baudelaire #kliona #very fabulous drawings

snckt

the thing about fiona and klaus … is klaus would have also betrayed fiona in a heartbeat if it meant reuniting with his sister(s). he just hasn’t had to make that decision

#he just hasn’t had to make that decision ……#ahhh. do you think fiona thinks about that. thinks. as she’s betraying him and feeling sorry about it and not stopping #thinks “you’d have done the same but you’re lucky enough needed to have made this choice”#asoue #fiona widdershins #klaus baudelaire #kliona

dailysnicket-blog

“I keep poems in my wallet. You’re never sorry if you have a poem in your wallet. […] I never kept a condom in my wallet, but it feels that way. Like, you never know! Bring a poem. You don’t know what’s going to happen. You might need both, and you could stop at a drugstore for a condom, but where are you going to get a poem?”

— Daniel Handler

#daniel handler

steveyockey

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

#that one DH quote about keeping a poem in your wallet

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natdenouement

this one came together in no joke, like 15 minutes lol. I might work on another one soon

#asoue #lemony snicket

bobdylanyaoi

muntzerism-diggerism

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