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The Illustrious Client

“He gave no explanations and I asked for none. By long experience I had learned the wisdom of obedience. But when I had left his room I walked down Baker Street, revolving in my head how on earth I was to carry out so strange an order.”

Pulleyverse Fanweek June 2026 - Day 4

Chapters: ½ Fandom: The Hymn to Dionysus - Natasha Pulley Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dionysus/Phaidros Heliades Characters: Pentheus (Hymn to Dionysus - Pulley), Phaidros Heliades, Dionysus (Hymn to Dionysus - Pulley) Additional Tags: Pentheus & Phaidros Heliades, that’s not an official relationship tag and it makes me sad, no beta we die like pentheus DOESN’T, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, pentheus survives to be the theater kid he was born to be Series: Part 1 of Midwest Pulleyverse Summary:

Pentheus’s hands were shaking as he stared at the script, letters trembling and blurring. He was the captain of the speech team, for fuck’s sake—why couldn’t he just read some lines? The other kid who was auditioning with him and would be reading the Fairy, watched him sympathetically, which was the worst.

mostly because that means when he shows up in river city and hears that Marian the Librarian seduced a secure and permanent position out of the elderly town miser, he would think: ah, another creature like me.

(not that “sadder and wiser girl” isn’t a phenomenal song on its own, but it takes on a different tenor if it’s game recognizing game rather than HH just refusing to go after nice, church-going girls.)

plus, leaning into that characterization would mean that marian is sadder and wiser, did in fact befriend (or seduce) specifically to have access to books and then later, to keep accessing them; she’s a con man too, just on a lesser scale due to lack of opportunity.

[Harold Hill gazes meaningfully at Marian, then looks back to Winthrop]

Pulleyverse Fanweek June 2026 - Day 3

theater

based off this singular paragraph from my fic, "Rhapsody"

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Hymn to Dionysus - Natasha Pulley Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dionysus/Phaidros Heliades, Phaidros Helidades/Helios (past) Characters: Helios (Hymn to Dionysus - Pulley), Phaidros Heliades, Dionysus (Hymn to Dionysus - Pulley) Additional Tags: Poetry, Falling In Love, Metaphors, written from Helios-the-shade‘s perspective, Canonical Character Death, but other than being from his perspective it’s not the focus at all, Latin, minor references to grief and depression, Hopeful Ending, cheering your partner’s new relationship on from the sidelines, and by the sidelines I mean the banks of the river lethe Summary:

Helios just wants Phaidros to live and be happy. It’s beginning to look like he will.