???

here’s my pitch for next doctor who. budget of 5 cents and a dream. a female doctor with female companions and a female master. they will all get horrendously gay for each other. we will make 5 billion dollars. bbc please hire me.

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

@misidentifying-animals-in-posts

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

every day i send emails with screenshots and attachments and highlighting on important bits and full paragraphs explaining what happened and why it’s a problem and how i would recommend fixing it and every day people far above my pay grade ask the stupidest questions you can imagine that clearly convey that they barely skimmed the email

you think the reading comprehension is bad on tumblr? try working in corporate america for like. a week.

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

Culturally significant forbidden candy

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil