to the power of

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.

Tumblr i miss ads like these. I need ads like these back and not the ai fried egg titties or the ai chat bot "no really our bot will totally fuck you unlike other ai bots" ads. I miss the purity of how truly weird the ads were.

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

the > symbol in math is "greater than", which makes sense because from left to right it's going from big to small. but in phonetics it's used for "changes into", which also makes sense because it's an arrowhead pointing right (as an ASCII friendly approximation of the preferred symbol, an actual arrow). since both meanings generalize nicely to other contexts, whenever I see someone say [something] > [something else] to express an opinion, even though the math meaning is way more well known, it still takes me a second to work out if they mean "I think the first thing is better than the second thing" or "I think the second thing is a natural evolution of the first thing"

Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing

scholars, they're called. Academics.

I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true

honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel

I think gatekeeping art is such a funny thing like. "Oh so this doodle I just made is art" yes next question. "So video games are art?" yes????? Bitch your essay you wrote on that book you didn't read in English class when you were 10 is art. Painting a fence is art. 2 sentence shitpost on Tumblr is art. Get on my level.

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #the deliberate act of creation is art next question /End ID]

unblock me. whatever i said to piss you off i was right and i want to reblog your little post

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.