to the power of

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[clearly flustered, about to cry, and out of any other arguments to make] well good luck proving that when the abyssal serpent swallows you and your stupid hometown

the problem with getting kidnapped by jigsaw is that I'd probably get impatient and start going for it before the instructions played, and then if I learned I was doing it wrong I'd be too stubborn to change my methodology. so I'd be waving around my severed hand like "look, I did it" while he's just like "the key was in the dog. you had to eat the smelly dog to get the key."

ive been very interested in your blog ever since i noticed you associating with several of my closest mutuals. how would you like to form a partnership for the ages

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

boy got that real life nuka cola