Draco the Lizard

@dracothelizard

I'm here for the Our Flag Means Death fandom nonsense. Asks for donations get blocked. All ships are good ships! Dracothelizard on AO3 / Dreamwidth / BlueSky Dracotlizard on Instagram I have fanfic that's 18+. I've got self-published original work and my pen names are none of your business.

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faejayy

finally watched our flag means death. doodled this between seasons so it does not quite fit my current mood but nevertheless

#ofmd #Our Flag Means Death #Love Mary's cake

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foxmuldos

Take That Presents: The Circus Live

» Jason’s trousers.

dracothelizard

It's very sweet of Gary and Howard to divide Jason's outfit between them!

#Take That #Also I need the fic where this is Gary and Howard's symbolic way of inviting Jay for a threeway #I'll probably have to write it myself

foxmuldos

TAKE THAT PRESENTS: THE CIRCUS LIVE

» Unicyclles

#Take That #The original Circus Tour #YESSS SOON

rhodeys

Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz, and Drew Barrymore as: CHARLIE'S ANGELS (2000)

#Charlie's Angels #This movie knew what it was doing

foxmuldos

TAKE THAT PRESENTS: THE CIRCUS LIVE

» Relight My Fire

#Take That #The original Circus Tour

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takethatgifs

#Take That #Oh hi there

tlirsgender

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

agir1ukn0w

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

texnessa

How dare anyone over look:

dollsahoy

Where it started

laughterkey

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

icarus-suraki

Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head:

gallusrostromegalus

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

cellarspider

Indeed, he is in an unexpectedly large amount of everything! You never know where he’ll turn up, being spindly and mesmerizing.

#Doug Jones #SARU!

princess-of-phyresis

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

#Capitalism

depsidase

#Almost as if constant stress is harmful!

jooleah

😭🏴‍☠️ samba knew I needed this today

#ofmd #our flag means death #awwwww

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starbuck

is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?

starbuck

this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer

#Fandom #Obviously everyone can write what they want #and I like a modern AU #but also I like things that aren't modern AUs

theowlseye-deactivated20240403

Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon

poetikat

via @ourlordapollo

#Fandom

mslovelyrita

Why is this posed like a pregnancy announcement photo op-

I can't with this, they're so cute-

#ofmd #our flag means death #AGREED #Lucius is so proud #So's Pete

mslovelyrita

Are there any OFMD fans active on Dreamwidth? I'm thinking of setting up a community over there when I need a break from the poisonous atmosphere here on Tumblr.

dracothelizard

There's OurFlagMeansGay but it's sadly pretty dead :(

#ofmd #our flag means death

jellybeanium124

cut scene from the training montage bit at the start of 1x05:

stede: yo ho ho! we're here to plunder your booty! sailors: *dying laughing* ed: no. nope. fuck it. we're finding another ship. we can't come back from this. c'mon guys let's go stede: ...but I've always wanted to say that 🥺

#ofmd #our flag means death #Come on Ed let Stede practise his speeches to the crews he's raiding!

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