It Is What It Is

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

i still cant get over carter vaughn sitting next to closetron 3000 and 3001 and saying "yeah its rough for the gays here. i'm an ally though". hands down one of the funniest moments in the entire show

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

LOTR abridged

the german word for villain, Bösewicht, is so great. like not only are you evil, you're also some sort of gnome about it

"corsets are a barbaric painful tool of the patriarchy" says the era with sitting down pants and waist trainers and push up bras and brazilian butt lifts and preventative botox and full coverage foundation and no makeup makeup and full body waxing and and and and

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

nothing says "ich hab mich noch nie auch nur fünf minuten mit der queeren community beschäftigt" like starting your "sehr persönliches Wort an die queere community" with the words "meine damen und herren"

sometimes it's less like there's masculine and feminine things and gender neutral things, it's more like. there's gendered things and there's ungendered things. masculine things are ungendered feminine things are gendered. masculinity is the default and femininity is the abberation, the Gendered Experience. pants are for everyone skirts are for girls. suits are for everyone dresses are for women. you know

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

I wish I could experience Ilya slamming Shane into the boards —-> Ilya shoving Shane face down ass up onto his couch jumpcut for the first time again