cringe by birth dyke by choice

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

i need to draw the hell out of everything right fucking now

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it

gerard way, limping out of their bedroom after a twelve hour bdsm night with their polycule: i hauve an idea for the next leg of the tour

(totally insane, beyond saving) Ok well that was obviously a classic gerardian recreational retch not a burp and if they were real fans they would know that

@zer0-woofwoof