the double glove slap is so good. right now the only thing my mind will let me compare it to is the guy hitting george w bush with his shoe and then hitting him again with his other shoe

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the double glove slap is so good. right now the only thing my mind will let me compare it to is the guy hitting george w bush with his shoe and then hitting him again with his other shoe

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but genuinely like everything was so so so impressive the stage design the lighting the effects the fireworks that shot into the stadium the ACTING. like. if it were a movie it would be oscar bait but it’s just the kink live show
actually mcr isn’t allowed to play not that kind of girl until the mcr5 tour where they'll go to more countries so i dont have to go to fucking england to see them. theyre not allowed
I would like to share the story of a very understandable but unfortunate mistake i made at work recently
So I'm weeding our ancient and terrible collection of children's books for the first time in possibly ever, and I'm making a decision about a book about migrant workers by Sandra Weiner, called Small Hands, Big Hands. And I'm not 100% sure and I go to just see if there's anything out there about this book's being notable in any way so I do an open web search for
"small hands big hands weiner"
And then I look at my results for a moment
and then at last I somberly add to the end of my search, "BOOK"
I have one like that:
In mathematics, you often consider the two-dimensional plane - you know, the idealised flat two-dimensional object that extends infinitely - which can be real or complex (doesn't matter what that means)
On this, you can perform a mathematical operation called a "blow-up" (resulting in a more complicated geometry)
I needed to look up a formula related to this, so I confidently typed into the search bar:
"Blow up real plane"
The results were not what I wanted and I am not sure if I'm on a terror watchlist now.
This reminds me of my corsetmaker days when i found myself searching for "extra thick boning."

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He is the best thing i’ve found in a dumpster, like ever
when you're at dyke night & a walrus girl spills her beer on you wyd
Quick small palette challenge with Eddie as my victim subject ✌️🌸💚
This is so gorgeous!!!!
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
working on Eris
angelic top surgery 👍🏾
extremely self indulgent but I want him to still have his big hips cuz I'm like, not immune. srry
(also I should just draw what I want and not gaf Abt perception)

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"I'm gonna kill myself" says fan of don't kill yourself band because said band played their own songs at their own show
Yes actually I do think we should be able to walk down the street with self injury scars and fresh scabs without the threat of being essentially kidnapped and imprisoned for having mental health problems.
No not "as long as...!" I think unconditionally I should be able to do what I want to and with my body (even if you don't think it's helpful or you think it's disturbing) without the threat of being kidnapped and imprisoned for having mental health problems.
It has long been shown that suicide rates go up when people are released from in-patient wards. There are quite a few theories on this, but mine is that stripping autonomy, restricting freedoms, forcably drugging, mandating ineffective therapy methods, disallowing "normal" human connection, restricting outside contact but encouraging family contact, denying addiction recovery care, and more are probably what's contributing to that rate increase.
take my mermaid quiz boy
If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?
cream cheese bagel ending explained
i love when redditors try to explain posts i dreamed up and posted right after my alarm went off when i was still half asleep
cream cheese bagel ending explained explained

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Illi & Lindsey <3
How long have you been on Tumblr?
Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)
16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)
13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)
10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)
7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)
3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)
Rebagel for science pls.