cringe by birth dyke by choice

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if mcrmyoffical comes up to any of you guys waiting there and asks you about mcr please tell them to get rid of that sign, hell if people figure out who's doing the interviews just go up to them

actually just grab anyone in the mcr staff uniforms, this isn't something that can just be allowed to slide, everyone with any sort of connection to the band tonight needs to be told. this isn't just a slightly bad taste bit of symbolism this is something that's so clearly inspired (probably subconsciously) by the gates of auschwitz. totally unacceptable.

does anyone remember when the black parade was the band that greeted you after death and marched you into the afterlife or am i the only one

talking to children is like talking to a genie they find the loophole in everything u say

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

gonna start saying "wow they just don't age" on pictures where they look old as fuck

if gerard loved me she would send me pics front and back of her amex gold card