cringe by birth dyke by choice

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

short film set in the saw trap warehouse where a stray cat gets its foot stuck in a glue trap but manages to escape minus some fur, and all of the apprentices are trying to convince john that the cat is now an apprentice according to air bud rules

should've reported her for spam 😌

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

Is it just me or has recency bias gotten worse in the past few years :/