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I'm going to apologize now for what is about to happen to my feed. I found my three years hyperfixation on here and it's about to get baaaaad....

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How do you think the guys from the terror would handle to being stuck in the pyramid from alien vs predator?
no survivors
do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Yes
No
I have friends a quarter of my age, if that counts?
If I was friends with someone 184 years old I would never shut up about it. They would be "my friend who is 184 years old..." every time I opened my mouth at least until next year when they would become my friend who is 185 years old.
shane’s joke birthday gift to ilya was one of those massive 2 people shirt as a play about how codependent they are and ilya no joke wants to wear it all the fucking time because if he can’t crawl under shane’s skin and live inside his organs he will settle for merging via couple shirt.
shane then proceeds to gift ilya joint couple shit as joke gifts every single fucking year. couple’s mittens (which actually made ilya wear mittens now! yay!), couple’s pants, couple’s cocoon so on and so forth
shane’s joke birthday gift to ilya was one of those massive 2 people shirt as a play about how codependent they are and ilya no joke wants to wear it all the fucking time because if he can’t crawl under shane’s skin and live inside his organs he will settle for merging via couple shirt.
shane then proceeds to gift ilya joint couple shit as joke gifts every single fucking year. couple’s mittens (which actually made ilya wear mittens now! yay!), couple’s pants, couple’s cocoon so on and so forth

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Ilya's fluttery hands when he's overwhelmed by Shane (insp by @gloryhollanovjah)
ilya rozanov moodboard
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“he is visiting… and we’re…”
“lovers ☺️”
oh my shanebug was so worried ☹️
Shane Hollander ლ(⌒▽⌒ლ) grabby hands

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I truly believe that Ilya knew that Shane was his future the moment he saw him for the first time in Saskatchewan. When he first met Shane, his heart dropped because he KNEW this was his future, but he couldn't wrap his mind around it yet.
That's why he ended up arranging this commercial. He knew that Shane was his future.
Source? The same thing happened to me when I first saw my partner.
I love that the antagonist in Heated Rivalry is homophobia and toxic masculinity. Like, sure they have some failure to communicate and they make some unfortunate choices, but it's all very understandable because they are both very very afraid. And the thing is... their fears are so valid that it's nauseating.
#myilya is the biggest gossip you’ve ever met. He is nosy, yappy, and an instigator. He is pretending he doesn’t know the story so he can get all the sides of it. He is blabbing on voice memos to Svetlana. He is deep in some teammate’s ex gf’s instagram, terrified of accidentally liking something. He is mad at Shane because Shane did not ask follow up questions when Yuna tells him David’s sister is getting a divorce. He is calling Yuna directly to ask follow up questions. When there was that tik tok trend of filming your friends reacting to gossip you’re telling them, he is experiencing a profound level of fomo. He is campaigning for a guest spot on Normal Gossip. This is a man who has never minded his business and I love that for him.
You have 1 new voicemail: Hello Yuna, it’s Ilya. How are you? I am good. So Shane just got home, thank you for leftovers by the way, and he told me that Diana and Rudy are getting divorced. Shane did not know anything else, but I have a feeling you do and I have many questions. Who asked for divorce? I bet it was her, but also when we were at that birthday party last month, she was very quiet, so maybe it was him. Do you think someone cheated? Oh my god, Yuna, do you think she cheated with that coworker she calls her work husband?! Bozhe moi, I cannot wait. Hold on, Yuna. *muffled conversation between Ilya and Shane* Ok, hello, I am back. We are coming over, I will bring wine. We will be there in twenty minutes, see you soon, love you.
I mentioned this headcanon of mine in a post I recently reblogged but I realized I've never made it its own post so its getting one now. I love all the funky tension around shane and yuna with yuna being his manager and pushing him to keep up the Golden Good Boy of Hockey image, but I feel like... it isnt a mutually exclusive thing that yuna is probably also aware that her son is a bit of a bitch.
yuna raised shane on a diet of scathingly critical commentary over hockey games; she raised him to excel over his fellow hockey players. I can see it being a fun hollander family pasttime, for all three of them to watch games together, shane and yuna tossing deep cuts and absolutely foul chirps back and forth about whatever player just fumbled a shot at the goal or got slammed into the boards because he wasn't paying enough attention to the opposing defense or whatever. shane "bunch of finnish guys talking about the cousins theyre in love with" hollander, son of yuna "fuck him. right up the butt!" hollander. and david is there providing the snacks and nodding and humming along (not that he doesn't have his own opinions as a former hockey player, but to me he seems like he would be far less intense about it- more likely to balance shane and yuna out by complimenting the new chicago rookie's edges or saying stuff like "they've been rebuilding nicely"). shane needs to be reserved and polite for the camera, during press runs and commercials and whatever else, but that doesn't extend to the hollander's family time. yuna knows her boy, and he's a good boy, but he's ALSO a mean little fucker sometimes—especially when he's relaxed, feeling safe, and has his guard down. (idk how well this actually fits with what we see of shane and his mom's relationship in canon, but shhhh I'm just playing in my little sandbox.)
so. what I'm imagining is this carrying over into yuna's perspective on shane's relationship with ilya. she's wary of him for a while at first, because he's ILYA. he's her son's rival; she's spent almost a decade hating him on shane's behalf. it's going to take a little more than a few awkward dinners and a love confession for her to warm up to him. but the more dinners and movie nights ilya is over for, the more HE warms up to THEM, and the more shane starts to relax with him around yuna and david—the more yuna starts to notice about their relationship.
at first, ilya is more reserved around the hollanders, trying to be a Good Boyfriend and make a Good Boyfriend impression in them, but he gradually starts to loosen up and be how he usually is with shane-- poking and prodding and teasing to get a rise out of him, because he likes stirring shane up. and shane pokes and prods and bitches right back, "fuck you"s and "shut the fuck up, asshole"s and chirping ilya with a grin on his face. but it's not even just that; shane is comfortable being mean WITH ilya. they're watching a game at the hollanders' and ilya tosses out a chirp about buffalo's goalie, and shane immediately 'yes, and's it with something just as sharp. yuna brings up one of she and shane's regular bits about philly's center being way past his prime, and shane doesn't even hesitate to keep it going with ilya right there next to him—easy and relaxed in a way she knows he usually isn't around his team.
and yuna is just witnessing all of this with big sparkly eyes and a full, vaguely aching heart, because Oh. her boy feels safe. her boy is in love. and then she goes into the kitchen to cry about it a little under the guise of replenishing the veggie plate and david rubs her back with a commiserating "i know, honey, i know" (and he's probably a little teary-eyed too, because he knows what shane's comfort around ilya means just as well as his wife does).
I think Shane and Ilya are the type of couple that gives you whiplash. They’re touchy feely lovey dovey staring into each other’s eyes with their ring finger hooked because they’re married and so enamoured with each other’s one second and the next Shane is wrestling Ilya to ground while Ilya is trying to bite him and kicking him in the ribs for freedom. And you can’t separate them because they’ll be very upset.

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companion; more percolating thoughts
some thoughts were percolating