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@languagetips
Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularlyÂ
**UPDATE**
I have restructured the folders to make them easier to use and managed to add almost all languages requested and then some
Please let me know any further suggestions
âŚ.holy shit. You found the holy grail.
âŚ.. is this a DIFFERENT person keeping gigabytes worth of language books on google drive? Holy crap.
@tzippysnest
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This is incredibly wholesome, and I needed that today.
How To Train Your Dragon: Homecoming (2019)
Megas vs Mystery Machine
When Cartoon Network was The Cartoon Network
Used to be so lit
the director of these bumpers put all the HD masters on his vimeo for free
Biggest crossover event ever. Powerpuff girls could take thanos down
this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
Itâs by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect?
Actually, itâs Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas. The book was written by Neil Gaiman, though, and is farâŚfarâŚ.worse.
Sorry, Iâm about to geek the hell out.
The movie is captivating, but the book is twenty kinds of terrifying, even now, ten years after I first read it. As disturbing as the movie may have been to some, the things Selick added really serve to cushion just how horrific the story really is.
First of all, the character of Wybie does not exist in the book. Coraline is facing all of this nearly alone, with her only help coming from the sly comments of the cat, a warning from the circus mice, and the stone given to her by her neighbor, presented with no comment but that it âmakes the unseen seen.â
Second, the Other Parents are never quite as warm (and, dare I say, normal) as they are in the gifs above. Theyâre described as having paper-white skin and the Other Motherâs hair is said to move on its own, and her long, red, claw-like nails donât ease any uncertainty that she is absolutely, positively up to no good. The first time Coraline meets them, they (and the rest of the Others) seem to be playing roles (for whatever reason, Coraline does not seem to pick up on this), like they all know what to say and what to do and are simply waiting for Coraline to make her move in their terrifying play world. This is shown to be partly true when the Other Parents tell her they know sheâll be back soon after she refuses the buttons - this time, to stay.
Third, the Other Mother commits atrocities that really should not have been in a book for anyone not fully grown up. She physically deforms the world around Coraline to slow her progress in their game beyond any mild traps the movie portrays, and, instead of turning the Other Father into the wandering pumpkin-thing seen in the film, she simply ceases to use him and throws his body away in the cellar, leaving him to rot with whatever bit of sentience he has left. She begins to lose her touch, as Coraline gains the upper hand. Her world doesnât just become a nightmare - it falls apart completely. No creepy but oddly cool bug furniture here, just the house that now appears to be a childâs drawing. Whatever the Other Mother is (a beldame, but something tells me sheâs much more ancient and powerful than that), she does not give half a hump about what she has to do to ensnare Coraline. Destroy the supporting characters of her twisted creation? Done. Allow herself to be dismembered to ruin Coralineâs life in the normal world? Not even gonna bat an eyelash.
On a final, personal note, imagine eight year-old me, ignored by my parents, absorbed in the story and identifying with Coraline from the start. Imagine me finishing this bloodcurdling book and immediately thinking of my basement, where there is still a locked door that my grandmother swears up and down is nothing more than a storage room, but has not once in my (or my motherâs) lifetime unlocked.
Can you see why this book still scares me?
Fun fact I learned from seeing neil gaiman speak: when he first wanted the book published, his editor said it was too scary. He suggested she read it to her young daughter, and then decide. So she did, and her daughter wasnât afraid, and it was published. Years later, Gaiman was sitting next to that daughter at an event and told her this story, and she said âoh I was terrified I just didnât want to tell my momâ.
Coraline WAS too scary to be published, but exists anyway because a girl lied to her mother.
@neil-gaiman, is this true about the publisherâs daughter?
It was my literary agent, Merrilee Heifetz who read it and said âyou canât seriously expect this to be published as a childrenâs book.â So I suggested she read it to her daughters. And she called me back a week later and said âThey love it and they werenât scared at all. Iâll take it to Harper Childrenâs.â
A decade later, at the Opening Night of the Coraline musical, I was sitting next to Morgan, Merileeâs youngest daughter, and told her how her not being scared had made the book happen. And she said âI was terrified. But I needed to find out what happened next. So nobody knew.â
So, yes.
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so well deserved
Kermit doesnât have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human
yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki
Thereâs also the general problem with the idea of speaking Parseltongue.
Snakes are deaf.
maybe JK Rowling donât know anything about snakesÂ
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Fucking finally, something positive that doesnât look fucking photoshopped to hell. Real, unedited people, I am loving this
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So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is âa quiltâ and âa beautiful giftâ and âwill assuredly become a family heirloomâ but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is âA MONSTERâ and âAN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODSâ and goes on âA MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.â
Well MAYBE if you BOTHERED TO NAME HIM or I donât know, DIDNâT BECOME DEATHLY ILL FROM THE SIGHT OF HIM MOVING we wouldnât HAVE THIS PROBLEM
these are my parents talking to each other about me
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
Here it is. The post that started it all.
40,000+ notes and multiple spinoff posts and my thrussy remains unfucked. a modern tragedy
do you ever go through those phases where you just donât feel like talking to anyone for a few days and itâs not because youâre mad or anything you just donât feel like talking???
and i oop-
Boost this. Malicious fucking compliance y'all. Tie up their legal system with tens of thousands of cases. Burn their state governmentâs cash on this issue. Force them to play by the Nth degree of this idiotic rule.
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Found this horrifying story on Twitter just now.
âMen are absolutely horrifying creatures. I pray this sister sees this and flees. Immediately.â
Sincerely hoping she will see it and recognize herself and will
And the fact he still insists he was doing it for her own good! In what way?!?!?! How was that for her own good? Huh??? How?! Selfish prick.
this man is literally abusive. he is putting things in her body without her knowledge and consent.
if he wanted to eat like a fucking toddler, he could cook for his own damn self, but heâs human garbage who would rather betray the woman he claims to love do shit himself
Oh my god if he didnât like her cooking he could have cooked his own dinner. He was probably just too lazy so he thought betraying his girlfriends trust and changing things about her body without her consent was more convenient for him which lets you know what a dumpster fire of a person he is. âI did it for her own goodâ what a sociopath. I wish I could tell her he disrespected her body, her morals, her intelligence and poisoned her. Where does he get off trying to discipline her like sheâs a toddler who doesnât want to eat her broccoli? He fucking needs to learn respect. She is an adult and the way he thinks of her is degrading. He is an abuser.
Her boyfriend doesnt repect her and women in general. I hope she fucking dumps him and never speaks to him ever again.
How on earth does he think he was doing it for her own good? How in the fuck does that even compute?
She was vegan before they met. He knew exactly what he was getting into. If he couldnât be bothered to cook his own meals and wasnât going to be satisfied with a vegan diet, he shouldnât have fucking dated her. But no. A man sees a woman he finds attractive and nothing else matters. If something about her personality or life choices annoys him, heâll simply abuse her until it changes.
reason 36588535 why i donât date men. i have to worry, as a vegan, that theyâll think itâs âfunnyâ or âproving a pointâ to trick me into eating animal products. my male relatives have already tried that shit but i clocked it.
this comment sums it up perfectly
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Spanish TV shows masterpost
A list of Spanish TV shows. Some have ended, some are still on TV. The most famous ones, the ones that every Spaniard knows, are in bold.
AquĂ no hay quien viva (sitcom)
Los misterios de Laura (comedy and crime drama)
Los Serrano (sitcom)
La que se avecina (sitcom)
Yo soy Bea (sitcom)
Siete vidas (sitcom)
AĂda (sitcom)
El Ministerio del Tiempo (sci-fi, historical fiction)
La seĂąora (historical fiction)
CuĂŠntame cĂłmo pasĂł (historical fiction, comedy)
Hospital Central (medical drama)
Velvet (historical fiction)
Ana y los 7 (comedy drama)
Buscando el norte (comedy)
Sin tetas no hay paraĂso (drama)
Amar en tiempos revueltos // Amar es para siempre (historical fiction, soap opera)
Las chicas del cable (historical fiction)
Luna, el misterio de Calenda (mystery)
El secreto de Puente Viejo (historical fiction, soap opera. donât watch it if you arenât an advanced learner)
Manolito Gafotas (comedy. the show, based on the books by Elvira Lindo, is not super famous, but the character, Manolito Gafotas, is part of Spanish culture)
Mar de plĂĄstico (crime drama)
Gavilanes (soap opera)
Museo Coconut (sitcom)
Lalola (drama)
First Dates (dating show. beware: accents and a lot of slang)
Olmo y Robles (comedy and crime drama)
Gran hermano (reality show)
14 de abril. La RepĂşblica (historical fiction)
El prĂncipe (crime drama)
Vis a vis (crime, thriller)
Ăguila Roja (historical fiction)
AllĂ abajo (comedy)
Gran Hotel (historical fiction)
FĂsica o quĂmica (teen drama)
El Internado (teen drama, thriller)
Los hombres de Paco (drama)
La Embajada (drama)
Isabel (historical fiction)
Verano azul (teen drama)
El barco (action, mystery, sci-fi)
Carlos, rey emperador (historical fiction)
Doctor Mateo (medical drama)
El caso: crĂłnica de sucesos (historical fiction)
El tiempo entre costuras (historical fiction)
Los protegidos (fantasy, thriller, drama)
Seis hermanas (historical fiction)
Camera CafĂŠ (sitcom)
Acacias 38 (historical fiction)
Since Spaniards love watching TV shows for free, you can probably find most of them online. TV channels also offer their TV shows on their official websites (you might need a VPN). Enjoy!
