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Introduced: June 2008

Location: Cinnabon

To promote Paramount's upcoming comedy film The Love Guru starring Mike Myers, Cinnabon created a drink with a hugely satisfying taste.

The drink, the L.O.V.E. (Lemon-lime Outputting Valuable Energy) Chillatta, was an iced lemon-lime drink with ginseng, taurine, and guarana.

One can only hope the drink fared better than The Love Guru's box office performance.

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Introduced: August 2025

Location: Pizza Hut China

To celebrate the 9th anniversary of TYPE-Moon's gacha mobile game Fate/Grand Order, Pizza Hut in China created a pizza the iconic Artoria Pendragon might wield.

The Promised Victory Sword Curry Pizza was a blade-shaped cheesy curry-flavored pizza with mushrooms, peppers, onion, and pineapple*. The curry flavor profile is derived from how the Chinese pronunciation of Excalibur, Artoria's sword, sounds similar to "curry stick", the latter being a playful name that FGO fans in China have given the weapon.

Exclusive tie-in merchandise featuring the characters Artoria, Ereshkigal, and Merlin was also available, including but not limited to mouse pads, an Excalibur umbrella, a plush toy, acrylic standees, and finger puppets. Prizes were dependent on the size of the overall meal ordered.

Customers could also receive prizes if they entered the restaurant with a sword-shaped objected and shouted "Excalibur!"

*For the life of me I cannot determine what kind of meat is on this pizza. Outside of the cheesy curry blend, nothing else is specified in the marketing. I'm only confident on the mushrooms, peppers, onions, and pineapple because they're easy to see on the promotional image. People on Reddit say the meat is pork, but this is unverified, and I don't want to put anything on the record that I'm not 100% confident in.

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princessgirls -> OUT

insectoid mercenarygirls -> IN

doggirls -> OUT

insectoid assassingirls -> IN

mechsploitation pilotgirls -> OUT

insectoid warriorgirls -> IN