simon won the argument

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

[Image: The "It's time to take the turkey out of the freezer" meme has been edited to say, "I don't know who needs to hear this, it's time to call the vet for pet sedatives for July 4". A very detailed emoji of a snoozing dog has been pasted over the turkey.]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

How many pixels do you think we can add guys?

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama? hes supposed to be dead!

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

and ur ass is still here

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

I've posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that the owners of the place stopped asking me what I wanted and stopped handing me menus when I walked in. After I moved to NY and I could only go back to Chicago like once a year, I sat down and they gave me a menu and I was like "Oh no I already know what I want, can I get--" and they were like OHHH #36 WITH EXTRA NOODLES YOU'RE BACK and I almost cried