simon won the argument

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria

A Powerful Saber named Arturia Entertainment Cheesedragon.

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

can we not do this right now its pride month