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nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

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pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart