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classicalcanvas

The Willows on the River (1876) by Claude Monet

#art

cartoonofmilk

yknow, as counterintuitive as it may seem, helping a suicidal friend isn't a matter of stopping them from dying. it's about helping to make their world one that's worth living in.

it's important to make that distinction, lest we make people's quality of life worse in the name of "protecting" them.

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iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

undying-princess

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

yuriartillery

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

enith-derogatory

Just kiss already

mangonetics

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

lookinggoodinplaid

(In a Werner Herzog voice) The perpetual references to Lassie in popular culture, an archetypal savior of the family and its children, positions the dog as an enforcer of the status quo. Beneath those watery irises is an endeavor to sequester the latent kindnesses of society into a furry, lovable vessel rather than allow individuals to direct it towards each other. Lassie is an evil, borne from our innate cowardice towards the prospect interacting with one's fellow man. Perhaps it is easier for the American to die than to reach out a hand in fellowship. Under the prevalence of canines, cruelty is a preferential morality.

[footage of police dogs is shown over the last few sentences]

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

in zis sense, we arr all little timmy, down hiz well

nighthaunting

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

beesmygod

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

neutral-wizard

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

its-grape-juice-i-swear

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

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18 and 19 for the ask game?

18. have you ever changed fields in your career or education?

Well I studied computer science for a long time and finally just threw in the towel, thinking I could still get a job without a complete degree, like 2 months before chatgpt got released. So looking for job has been real fun... atm I work part time as a janitor which fucking SUCKS. Right now I don't even have to get a programming job. Just ANY real job that parks my ass in front of a computer for 8 hours a day would be fine tbh just so I don't feel like I wasted my life completely...

19. how many wisdom teeth do you have and have you had any removed?

Four and I still got all of them left!

#ask me stuff

mens-rights-activia

Ask game #20

20. what's your favourite beverage?

Just day to day: Tap Water. I always got this 0.7L mug at home that's always topped off with that CRISPY CLEAR Swedish tap water (our tap water fucking rules. Apparently the tap water in most other places of the world suck ass. Sweden's is fucking GOATed. If you buy bottled water in Sweden people will look at you like you're the biggest fucking fool around, and you would be!). I deserve a good fucking grade in hydration, because my piss is as clear as a mountain spring, my friend.

Something carbonated: Pepsi Max. I can drink a LOT of this shit when I feel like something sweet. I used to drink like AT LEAST 1.5L every other day or something. Way less now, but during weekends I usually get 2-4 1.5L bottles and those will be damn near GONE by Monday.

Cocktail: Long Island Ice Tea or an old fashioned.

Beer: Cheapest lager you can find. The more watery the better. It gets me bullied by my more refined friends who are all into IPAs and shit like that but I think those taste like soap.

#ask me stuff #shysideho

getrealprim

Of course I’ll reblog your post for you. I know you only have 26 followers and you need my big follower count for your posts to get any traction. Oh! My mutuals are already starting to like it, maybe this will be the time they follow you back

#SmallBlogHumuliation #SmallBlog #T4T #Hypnodomme

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Beautiful dash pull

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krippe90

If this deluge misses us this weekend I might legit cry. It's so god damn warm I'm going INSANE!

krippe90

MY RAIN!?!?!

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FUCK!!!!!!½!1!!!!!!!

#IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

1, 7, 12 from the asks!

1.what's your favourite kitchen appliance?

It's a tie between the Air Fryer and our table grill (is what the english translation supposedly is? One of these). I'd say the air fryer is worth having JUST for how good it cooks french fries. And the table grill makes stuff like frying bacon so much easier; it also cooks burgers super fast and is just great.

7.are you married or do you intend to get married?

I'd be down for it if I ever got a long term GF that I'd wanna spend the rest of my life with and it's something she wants. It's not something I see happening though. #DyingAlone

12.what's the biggest purchase you've ever made?

Well I've never owned a car or a house or anything like that, and healthcare is pretty much free in Sweden, so it's probably something lame like my PC setup

#ask me stuff #sybilius

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