completely oc pilled 😔

before there was Online there was lying on the floor and studying the patterns of the carpet and tracing it with your finger

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

do you ever notice the people with the weirdest takes on gender issues are always so clearly unhappy and neurosis-riddled

i think there's a desire to establish extremely rigid organization and control over the entirely metaphysical issue of gender among certain kinds of extremely unhappy people who lack control within their lives. then that becomes everybody else's problem. because they are really weird about it and get mad at people all the time about made up stuff.

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

Daddy needs you to perform kaishaku for him kitten. Yeah sweetheart daddy's redeeming himself in ritual suicide for his honor. Kitten just be good and behead daddy once he's got himself disemboweled

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

with ADHD it's hard to tell the difference between "being lazy" and "relaxing at any time in your life ever"