Lady Allons-y

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

a tiny dog named wee wee silly has fallen down a mineshaft and died

WEE WEE SILLLLYYYY 😭

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

We're gonna have a hard time convincing future generations the phrase "Trumped-up charges" is etymologically unrelated.

WOW! Just look at that! I've never seen anyone use an air gun before. Love the finished effect!