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hereâs what you need to know:
I am close to 40 years old, and I am butch, ace, bi, and agender
this blog is an LGBTQIA+ monsterfucking place
any flavor of terf, harry potter fan, or right-winger will be shot on sight
if youâre a blank blog, or youâre under 18, donât follow: youâll also be blocked
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Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely
Itâs like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.
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"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.
okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD
Hi there we're a group of queer housemates. We're looking for a new roomie to share some of the rent. You'll live in the infinitely expanding labyrinth of madness that used to be the basement. Rent is $7,000 a month which we feel is very generous because of the square footage you would have (infinite).
They just donât release the hounds like they used to
in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.
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Can we rebrand âgirl mathâ as being about the works of great woman mathematicians? âGirl mathâ built the worldâs first computer and put humans on the moon. The thing youâre doing where you pretend to not understand numbers is being an overgrown child.
âGirl dinner.â Julia Child would be ashamed of you all.
The final trailer.
I want to see this get an Oscar nomination and make A GAZILLION BUCKS.
"I don't pay you to tink you taw. I pay you to tee."
"I did! I did taw!"
"What did you tee? What did you taw?"
Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay
"I'm sixteen years old! I'm not a child!"
Watching The Little Mermaid at 8: "Yeah, you tell him, Ariel!"
Watching The Little Mermaid at 24: "Yes you are, you are literally a teenager, you are a child."
Watching The Little Mermaid at 30: "While Ariel is still young and Triton's frustration and fear for her safety are completely understandable, he's still going about this wrong. He's still emotionally abusive, even if he doesn't mean to be, his frequent anger-driven reactions are scary both to a viewer and to his child, and Ariel is completely in the right to want to hide her passions from him, as she has proven to her midway through the movie. Yes, he sees where he fucked up and he changes and the movie ends with the optimism that they can fix their relationship, but he still fucked up and has been fucking up. Ariel's outburst is understandable."
THIS IS A GOOD POINT.
Like, hereâs the other thing: Ariel is suspicious and horrified when Flotsam and Jetsam show up and tell her the Sea Witch can solve her problem. She tells them to go away. The musical takes it a step further in âSweet Childâ by having her say Ursula uses dark magic and trying repeatedly to leave.
But in the end she agrees. Because at this point, the famously frightening and untrustworthy Ursula is a far better option. And Triton drove her into making that choice.
couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um
it actually is Thursday the 23rd
Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate
jaaaaaaames
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It's always a knight in some fuckass brigandine nowadays đđ
Fuck with me
Yeah I saw the lovecraftian horrors and didnât succumb to madness. What- no Iâm not a cultist, James. For Christâs sake. What youâre forgetting my friend is that HP Lovecraft wasnât a flexible man. His brain simply wasnât stretchy enough to take it all in. I however, have short term memory issues. Flexibility is the name of the game when you canât remember if you ate lunch or not. Whatâs the size of the universe? Big. You knew that already, James. Come on now. You donât need to witness the terrifying ocean at the base of the entirety of reality itself to know that. Pass the brandy.
You must imagine the character Iâve created here wearing a suit and a monocle, by the way.
During a Eldritch Horrors based tabletop RPG my character was a young dandy who wasn't particularly interested in all this monster mystery stuff but his father (my brother's character) was a researcher who WAS very into it, so Bertie went along to make sure the old man didn't get into too much trouble. It was your average Eldritch Horrors RPG in that you don't make your characters with the expectation that they will survive for very long, both the game itself and the genre are very intent on turning your characters inside out, driving them insane, and blowing them up in no particular order.
The thing was, everything in this nightmare hellscape just seemed to keep coming up Bertie because the man was too stupid to realize what genre he was in. Every time he had to roll for a sanity check whenever he saw something crazy, the dice treated him so well that he just... didn't get it. Gee that sure is a funny costume. There's something wrong with that dog. These mean guys in stupid hats are trying to hurt that young lady, we can't have that! I had not built him this way, his intelligence stats weren't even that bad, random chance just made it so that this man was living a scooby doo adventure while everyone else was being consumed by The Horrors. The final straw was at the end of an adventure when Bertie escaped from the cultist headquarters by breaking out through the mansion's front window on a motorcycle with a hot rescued sacrificial maiden clinging to his back and leading the cultists on a merry chase through the hedge maze while the other adventurers escaped. His sanity score? HIGHER than when the adventure had begun. He had found the whole experience quite thrilling and felt very good about life in general! Bertie retired from adventuring to marry the maiden he rescued and care for his aging father and delight and bemuse his friends at the gentleman's club with stories of his 'wacky' adventures. I didn't want to risk breaking his ridiculous lucky streak.
please say sike
barnyard the original party animals is the uncontested lord of bad implications in childrens movies
ok so like âthe secret life of xâ movies tend to not strongly explore the actual reasons why, exactly, their life has to be secret⌠they donât really focus on it within the narrative. They do usually have some small justification for why animals or video games or toys or whatever have never just revealed themselves:
Thereâs no stated reason. They just pretend to not be alive. We usually can suspend our suspension of disbelief here because when itâs something like a video game or an emoji because any odd occurrences is perceived as a glitch or something similar but the actual reason why they arenât too hung up on this kinda shitty lot in life isnât said
They get something out of their current relationship with humans (like in toy story)
They have some specific reason to hide that theyâre alive, like they die if theyâre seen (like in the christmas toy)
They perceive themselves as sentient, talking creatures, but humans canât understand them. They just see a squeaking mouse or an inanimate hot dog or whatever.Â
and the last one is what most animal movies do, and itâs like, not devoid of weird implications but you can see where it mostly works.
but barnyard is the outlier here: it goes with tier one: the animals can talk and walk on two legs but just pretend that they canât for unstated reasons.Â
in the history of the barnyard world non human animals, at some point, decided to just pretend to be unable to speak. a âcowâ or a âcoyoteâ or a âhenâ do not exist as we know it in the barnyard universe. the baa of the sheep is false; the ewe doesnât understand it either. they only made up that noise to hide the fact that they speak human languages. a dog barking and running on all fours is a facade. animals naturally walk on their hind legs and made up whole postures just to appear non sentient.
and for what? what do they gain from this? they have no rights and no voice by their own choice. at one point a donkey claims the farmer is a good person because heâs vegan and a pig mentions bacon - this is not a fantasy universe devoid of death and misery and meat. do animals, in hushed whispers, remind their children not to sob in their real voice as theyâre taken away? do the dogs not beg for kindness when theyâre tied up and hit? do cows and chickens not cry for their life in the slaughterhouses? does a rat not scream a human scream when the trap misses their neck and only breaks their spine? Why? what is the point? They loose so much and have everything to gain.
anyways does everyone remember this really awful cat. it only appears in one scene but i can just sense the porn of it that would pop up if i googled itâs name
This post is like being tied to a chair as a a joker-style villain monologues and presses a gun closer and closer to my head as he reaches the climax of his rehearsed piece on the flaws of society and when he finally pulls the trigger itâs a little flag that says âbang!â
This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels
Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.
Sir the METEOROLOGICAL SYMBOL OF HOPE just invited itself over the Castle where the Hero Finally Comes Home After Way Too Many Trials And Tribulations
And you just.
Said no????
It's free symbolism and you said no because it's a rainbow and it's not gritty enough?????!!!!?
