The Fourth Mage

a wizard must, first and foremost, be fashionable.

idk how many more ORBLOOKUPs i have left in me, man

things are in a slight state of disarray.

had an energy potion at the function and now i do not feel swell

fuck me that shit exploded

sometimes when i fly i like to imagine that i’ve made a binding contract with the Sudoku God ™ and start a puzzle comically close to landing and if i cant complete the puzzle before the plan lands i fucking die.

witches be trippin.

me when im in a wizard gaslighting competition and my opponent whips out a forbidden memory wipe scroll and the wizard referee wont believe me

gonna cast lightingbolt at my own skull if i have to attend another Scrying™ meeting and having to say “no updates from me” again

i just finished death note. Near telling Light he’s just a serial killer with a god complex was the only sane, reasonable moral take in the whole show.

fuck. just tried to start a small fire without any runes and i couldn’t fucking do it. the wizard academy would revoke my tome if they found out i was this inept. fuck fuck fuck fuck

kicking my wizard feet when she sends me a scroll

my greatest spell? well lets just say its not about how great the spell is, but about how you use it okay?