kuro

The immediate unspoken agreement to gaslight every man who sees this is truly incredible

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

fucking hate this

posts that snap you out the matrix

those are some killer moves!

you cant convince me that this good talented boy is capable of harm

This is the most punk rock thing I’ve ever seen

What gets me is that initial pause. The bird knows this song. He knows when the drum comes in. Being able to anticipate musical rhythm is a form of intelligence very few species have, and this is the most remarkable example of it I’ve ever seen in a bird. The cockatoo knew to wait for the drums.

rhythmic awareness: a prerequisite of language evolution

People have only so much energy and by the time they can find a moment to themselves, all they wanna do is fucking sleep.

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

shorty is having a religious experience

@mothshadows

this is the wlw equivalent of that twink staring at that bear.

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

She knows something that we dont