Don't worry about it

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

75% of writing is convincing yourself that your story is worth it

It is. In case you were wondering. Your story is worth the effort you are putting into it. It’s an amazing thing because you are writing it.

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks