i have a slight idea on how to use tumblr

guy on the bus is literally yelling into his phone and just said "bro I gotta be careful with this $735 money order" like a cartoon character about to get robbed

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

big fan of when cute boys are harmed physically and/or psychologically

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?