What Do You Think About Burning?

literally the mood, no matter how many times I watch the movie.

okay but like how did this interaction go they’re both stuck in traffic looking out the window does Tom Hardy yell to this bus driver: FURIOSA! it’s ME MAX or does this awesome bus driver startle all her passengers by leaning out the window and yelling HEY MAX IT’S ME FURIOSA either way!!!! look at her blowing kisses! look at him all pleased i love this so much (via wildehack)

this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10

it’s really easy to think “everyone in fanfictions is so stupid, no one irl is this bad at communication” but honestly people who say that have never looked at r/relationships

This is like a round of cards against humanity

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”

he’s like 6’2” and jacked at one point he was like “try a kick. try… kicking it” so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like “wow. more torque…. than i expected. you’ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio” and i think i’m putting it on my resume