I am a mosaic of everyone I've ever loved

"Clearly I wasn't talking about disabled people-" yeah part of the problem is that the existence of disabled people just isn't considered in your worldview like that's the problem we're criticizing not a get out of jail free card

the world is a strange and wonderous place

How much of a twat do you have to be to have fish and chips that looks like this

Six chip twat

happy peaches day to all that celebrate

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

we isekai into the uma musume world where I'm a horse girl and you're a human girl and I show off the amazing abilities of a horse girl with great strength and running speed and much else and you feel inspired to discover what else this world can offer with me but by day 3 I've started a twitch streaming career where I play gran turismo and formula 1 and stuff and it's not even uma musume turismo they're just normal cars it's the exact same game except ferrari porsche and mustang have slightly different logos

as a vaporeon your only mission in life is to slap your biiiiiiiig damn tail and splash around

as a flareon your only mission in life around is to be fluffy and have an awesome attack stat

as a jolteon your only mission in life is to run around super fuckin fast and be spikey and cool

as an umbreon your only mission on life is to glow and lurch around and go "rrrreaerrr" and stare at stuff with your red eyes

as an espeon your only mission in life is to hear a whole lotta stuff with your big ears and make stuff float and bask in the sun

as a leafeon your only mission in life is to have dope defenses and go around in forests and be cool and green

as a glaceon your only mission in life is to walk around graciously in the cold and lay comfortably in the snow

as a sylveon your only mission in life is to go around joyously and hold onto stuff with your big ribbons and go "(whistling sound)"