Sky’s random collection

oh

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

As someone who uses multiple pronouns I can confirm this is true

bro last night was magical. last night was enchanted. last night was bewitched. last night was cursed and hexed. last night was posessed. bro can you remember what we did last night? bro?

As a rock climber I say don't trust Luz in her current state, she's doing that completely wrong.

AND THE CLICKER ON THE BELT AAAAAAAAAAAA! You look so fucking cool!

Ah the classic it's incredibly toxic so naturally we put a bunch of extra people in contact with it make a warning for it rather than making it less toxic.

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

World Heritage Post

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

I will take that last bit as a compliment

Ok on a different note though why would a blind horse be anywhere near a revolving door?

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

the trans girl who’s always scared is wearing a really cute outfit that’s a little outside of her comfort zone right now. you have to tell her that she’s pretty or she’ll explode.

Hey look it's me

Done got myself a headache, a 37°C temperature, eepy, full of snot, and in bed.

That's incredibly relatable

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*