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The Griffon’s Saddlebag: Book Three and Four are coming to Kickstarter on September 1st! The 𝙣𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙙 illustrated and game-ready items work seamlessly with either version of 5th Edition (5e or 5.5e), and have been vetted by players like you to help ensure consistency and balance. Follow the campaign now at 𝙨𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙡𝙚𝙗.𝙖𝙜/𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚! As with previous installments, these books come with an array of GM- and Player-focused options to help further enrich your worlds: - 48 playtested subclasses (4 per core class, 2 per book) - 3 playable races/species - 28 campaign-agnostic settings (and well over a hundred new statblocks to accompany them) —EXTRA REWARDS— 𝙇𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 𝘼𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝘾𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙨: Look forward to digital integration of the books with your support using the Saddlebag’s custom and convenient compendium, The Ledger+. Your pledge will allow you to access these items and search, sort, and save them on the fly across your devices, and even create curated loot tables with your collections! 𝙄𝙩𝙚𝙢 𝙍𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨: Easily track and reference your magical treasure with item cards for these new books, as well as fresh reprints of older ones! This release recollects and packages these cards into all-included boxes, which features a delightful Saddlebag physical design and a built-in index inside the integrated magnetic lid! 𝙉𝙀𝙒! 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙭 𝘽𝙤𝙣𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙨: New with this release are bonus accessories per box of cards, which are based on the box’s associated book! That means that your Book One cards will have different rewards than those from Book Four’s box! Inside each box you’ll find: - 4 postcards featuring new art from the book’s various settings - 1 enameled pin - 1 iron-on patch - 1 high quality sticker 𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙞𝙣 𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙩—𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚: The digital-only and acclaimed griffon bestiary from the second book’s Kickstarter is coming to print: with even more griffons! This exclusive reward comes for free to those who pledge for both the new books and their associated cards! Thank you so much for your support! Follow along, and see you in September! ___ ✨ Patrons get huge perks! Access this and hundreds of other item cards, art files, and compendium entries when you support The Griffon’s Saddlebag on Patreon for as little as $3 a month!

then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.

it’s just this

Tatu Gustafsson

jewellery box crab

Beloved cats I have painted for people lately

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When something goes wrong, or an operation slows down, because a low-level worker somewhere sent a package to the wrong address or left someone on hold for an hour or didn’t fill out a particular form correctly- Do you immediately assume malicious intent? Or do you usually just brush it off as some underpaid idiot being bad at their job?

If you want to slow the march of a tank, filling the path with mud is going do more than laying down in front of it.

He is my princess diana

I’m actually fucking dying

I will say, when I started to explain it, her eyes got really wide and she said, "So that's at least six genders, right?" with the kind of mental acuity I'd never even thought to bring to bear on the subject.