"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

*occtis tachonis voice* you can date me but first you have to defeat my evil dad, my evil granddad, my seven *checks notes* five evil siblings, my unexamined classism, my two evil cousins and their evil boytoy knight, my two evil aunts, my unexamined CPTSD that has completely fucked my ability to manage interpersonal conflict, my one evil uncle, another evil knight (not a boytoy), and Wicander Halovar, not because he's evil but because fuck him for reasons that (you guessed it) I haven't examined. (Also if you could get any info on my mom that would be great.)