Idk, I’m bored, thought I’d make one of those posts ppl pin at the top of their blogs
Hello! This is the main blog of the paluimbel system. We're a median, monoconscious, mixed-origins plural system of uhhh... too many people for individual introductions to make much sense. The name Fencer works for all of us, and we generally don't care that much about pronouns, but would prefer if you use they/it when referring to our system as a whole.
Feel free to ask us as many questions as you want about systemhood/plurality! We like sharing our experiences.
What is a plural system?
(EDIT: I've just had like 15 new people follow me for the tumblr poll conlang thing, so I thought I'd put links related to that somewhere easy to access. Masterpost/Intro is here.
Currently Active Polls: On hiatus for a bit due to exam season T-T)
My current hyperfixation is hermitcraft but also pokemon. Linguistics and conlanging are basically permanent special interests but we don't always post about them.
Oh and here’s this, just to be safe, because I’ve seen too many posts accidentally come true. Not putting any more DNIs, because I don’t wanna spend ages trying to list every possible group of shitty people. If I don’t like what you’re doing, I’ll just block you.
Some fics I’ve written under the cut, just in case you’re interested.
The Adventure of the Sphinx’s Riddle
Complete. ACD Johnlock, pre-relationship, mutual pining. It’s basically a Percy Jackson au, set in the same time period as canon Holmes. Most of the fic is Holmes figuring out that he’s a demigod.
The Adventure of the Buried River
Complete. The sequel to The Adventure of the Sphinx’s Riddle. I plan to write a third part and turn it into a trilogy, but I haven’t gotten around to it yet.
‘Till All That Remains is the Arms of the Angels
Complete. Eternal Duo enemies to queer platonic partners slowburn for the teen titans au. Each chapter is probably gonna be really short, just a scene or two. It’s kinda inspired by that one episode of Good Omens that’s mostly just a bunch of scenes of Aziraphale and Crowley throughout history, showing the development of their relationship. I put any necessary context in the author’s notes, so you don’t really need to know anything about the ttau for this to make sense.
TTAU Season 1
Technically a series, not an individual fic. It’s kinda an intro to the above mentioned teen titans au, set up like episodes of a tv show. Currently Includes:
Pilot- There’s a breakout at Essempei City Prison and the Titans (Sam, Ponk, Bad, Puffy, and Ant) must work with the Syndicate (Techno, Niki, and Phil) to prevent all of the city’s most dangerous prisoners from getting out.
Who Am I That I Should Get to Hold You?
Incomplete. Flower Husbands angst with a happy ending. It’s another TTAU fic, but like with ‘Till All That Remains is the Arms of the Angels, you shouldn’t need any background knowledge on the ttau to understand the fic. Basically, 3rd life happened in the ttau, but it was a simulation and everyone got returned to their bodies safe and sound after they died. Everyone except Jimmy and Scott, who, because of a glitch in the simulation, ended up actually dying. Scott’s scientist coworkers managed to upload his consciousness to a computer before his body died; Jimmy wasn’t so lucky. So now Jimmy’s dead, and Scott’s basically immortal. This should be the end, right? Wrong. There is always hope, they just have to find it.
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"Tutorial" on how to draw an OC with dwarfism (well, some of it).
Boring tired disclaimer: Keep in mind that this is an introductory "drawing" "tutorial" and has some generalizations in it, so not every “X is Z” statement will be true for Actual People. Which happens to be true for everything in general.
You are heavily encouraged to do your own research because this does not contain everything you should know before making a character with any type of dwarfism.
Consider supporting me on ko-fi if you find this to be helpful.
If (when) you repost this on pinterest at least put a link to the original post somewhere..
sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...
A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.
-Replacing his vitimens with poision
- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.
- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.
-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?
- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.
-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway
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since some people in the comments/tags seem confused by it: the original video shows off some 3D-printed chainmail. it's constructed like chainmail, looks and behaves in a similar manner when handled, but is, of course, made of plastic. that's why people are joking around about it.
I think it's super cool that someone figured out that you could print this stuff in a way that creates the interlocked rings without needing to handcraft it. obviously it's not going to be as durable as real chainmail, but it might be good for props or cosplay details. I doubt that it would hold up under much force, but if you're attaching it to a underlying costume piece, it could be a neat way to save a lot of time, effort, and weight.
Eridian headcanon: While some aspects of Eridian appearances (such as size and some aspects of shape) are determined by genetics, the makeup of an individual's carapace is actually more determined by the geology of where they grew up. Identical twins separated at birth and raised in different areas will likely end up looking completely different.
Genetics has some influence on the exact mineral composition (mostly because there's some variation in which minerals get taken up most readily), so if you have a bunch of people who grew up in the same place, those who are related to one another will have a stronger resemblance than those who aren't, but Eridians who grew up in the same place and aren't related still generally look more similar to one another than related Eridians who grew up in different places.
So I found the doc andy weir put together to describe Eridian biology and it does cover the energy aspects, noting that Eridian cells have mitochondria + ATP for energy, etc due to panspermia - but it also says they are consumers, have an ammonia atmosphere, and don't need to do mass transfer between them and the atmosphere, which begs the question: how are they doing electron transfer?
I like the inventiveness but the chemistry of how to have light collecting primary producers in a stable NH3 atmosphere is driving me up a wall, to say nothing of how do the Eridians themselves manage to consume enough food to stay alive without any gas exchange whatsoever. Where are the electrons going!
another thing i have been thinking about phm-wise is how inferior the eridian’s understanding and technological development of space-related fields would be, not just compared to earth’s but also pretty much every other eridian science. humans have been observing the cosmos since the dawn of their existence because it’s right there. literally you cannot miss it just look up. and yet we didn’t start launching shit up there until like the mid 20th century. eridians probably didn’t know space even existed for the vast majority of their evolution. they can’t see, and even if they figured out how to build technology to detect light there isn’t any light to be detected. the technological advancements it would take to not only figure out that something exists beyond their atmosphere but to observe and study it is probably at or even beyond earth’s current technological abilities. but to build a whole spaceship and send it ten light years away, all on a shoddy foundation of knowledge about the cosmos, and for it to succeed, is genuinely insane. compared to the rest of erid’s current science and technology, their space fields may have been basically in the stone age prior to astrophage. the trip to tau ceti was likely erid’s first ever space mission. and it was ten fucking light years away and decades long. i would not be surprised if the rest of erid was years ahead of earth in terms of technology and intelligence, it’s just their space travel that suffers from oversights and inexperience because they had to build it up from literally nothing in a matter of years.
I like to think Eridians discovered the stars on accident. Someone was doing research in the upper atmosphere and accidentally aimed a surgical brain scanner upwards and got a reading and was like. What the fuck.
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i wish more people would explore non-eurocentric science on erid. i see a ton of fics and fanworks where science and medicine are these detached, impersonal things with sterile rooms and labcoats. and maybe it's just because i've taken so many anthropology courses but i always find myself wondering why eridians would have 1-to-1 copies of earth eurocentric ideals! explore indigenous and non-western science and knowledge! there are so many ways different cultures have explored the world around them that aren't sterile rooms and labcoats!
The concept of 2 entire planets surviving because some engineer rock was antisocial and stayed in the lab all day, possibly even slept in there. It amuses me. #stayinsidekids #donottouchgrass
I've seen a lot of posts and fics suggesting Eridians would be really afraid of water because they can't float, but there's one thing I think a lot of people are forgetting: Eridians don't breathe like we do. They take in and expel air from their vents, sure, but they just use it for heat exchange, to cool themselves down. They don't actually "use up" any ammonia. Any gas or liquid good enough at absorbing heat would work.
On top of that, sound travels better underwater than in air, so they can probably "see" further underwater (though the difference in travel speed plus increased amount of input probably would make this overwhelming/disorienting until they adjusted)
While it may not be the environment they evolved to live in, I think it's probable that many Eridian cultures have adapted to life on the sea floor, the same way many Human cultures have adapted to life in deserts, tundras, and mountaintops.
With all that in mind, I think Rocky's reaction to swimming would be less "oh no Grace is going to drown" and more "WTF Grace didn't tell me he could *fly*"
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