Lover Boi

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

THIS DRESS ALONE SHOULDVE WON BEST COSTUME BUT IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IM CHILL!!!

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

I hope the Cody and Gunther match is just a wrestling interpretation of hot and nasty gay sex, ik they have it in them, and I'm tried of these COWARDS not meeting Cody on his level and giving him the nasty hot gay sex matches he's trying to have!!! I need them both to need a cigar after this match lmao

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

watched an amazing late 80s dyke porno last night abt two suburban dykes hiring a leather butch escort n theres a lil scene where the butch like chastises them abt safe sex and dykes being able to get AIDs too it was incredible lmao

it doesn't surprise me that this film had a little homily about AIDS. the woman on the left is Sharon Mitchell, who was a big advocate for AIDS testing in the industry and founded a clinic specializing in testing adult film actors for AIDS. she's a public health legend with a PhD in human sexuality.

i had no idea! thanks for sharing, thats awesome