don't give into astonishment

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

Sorry for falling off. That was on purpose. I had to become something I wasn’t in order to remember what I was.

The prettiest thing a man can do is struggle against his restraints

so what you need to do is craft a second personality, ideally in some roleplaying scenario to get a better idea of them. then you gotta commit ego death, and subsume that second personality over your dead one. thats how you can get over everything

the two tenets of being a sports fan that you must understand are 1. All sports fans are evil (this includes you) and 2. All sports fans are hypocrites (this includes you). once you accept these foundational ideas , it’s all good dude

please stop trying to convince me the cause is righteous and convince me the tactics are effective

One of my biggest “tinfoil hat” conspiracy theories that I believe with my whole chest is that many, if not most, of the beauty standards surrounding women’s bodies are artificially plugged into the media by abusers whose sole purpose is to make women as easy to oppress as possible. They tell you that you should be delicate and skinny because it’s harder to fight back that way.

The best way to distinguish whether you're dealing with a dolphin or a shark is looking at how they flirt. Dolphins will get flustered and stammer while trying to hit on someone that they're actually attracted to, despite of having amazing rizz when flirting just for fun, while sharks are smooth both ways.

the writer's impressive and frankly quite awesome fetishes

in a way grief sex is like having a threesome with a ghost

(forgetting the word erogenous) hey girl, are your horns an erogenous zone? (I remembered it at the end lol)