they didnt know any better

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

i was into the words bindle and oubliette before all you guys were (wonders if that's a weird thing to develop a superiority complex about) no. this is good and right

i had a dream where discord added a new “sex update” where you could declare you and a user were having sex and the menu to do so had dozens of dropdown selection menus for timespan, position, location, style, “flavorings”, and who was topping. what this would actually do is place whoever was set as the top to literally place their icon over yours and would set a timer. no one could message you and discord would autoreply with “sorry, these two users are busy right now! try messaging in [time remaining].” The issue is is that you, yourself, could not message anyone while having the discord sex, and this made me upset because immediately multiple people were setting me to having sex for 24 hours, thus locking me out of using the application and saying I was “busy with sixteen people”

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

i think sollux is actually a very well-written example of a guy who is fundamentally a good person but is just mentally ill and an asshole

aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?