they didnt know any better

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

men be like “apparently hating women makes u a misogynist 😂😂”

Reports say Windows 15 will be "a transparent pane of glass" that will be installed into frames on a wall; Lead developer comments, "finally, we got it right. Somehow we kept making operating systems instead and it was getting really frustrating."

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

Okay so it turns out I was at the wrong stop

The way people talk about gender assignment on here sure makes it sound like you have certain traits because you were assigned so and so gender, rather than you being assigned that gender because of some interpretation of traits

"I have X because I'm AFAB" I'm gonna stop u right there (that example is also a classic case of basically just using it to mean "because I'm a woman", even if the speaker isn't a woman)

calling ppl "larpers" to insinuate theyre fake fans of smth/poorly pretending to be smth is so fucking stupid cuz. tell me u have never met a real LARPer without saying u have never met a real LARPer. those guys care. they are fucking locked in dude. like LARP is a lifestyle its a commitment they care so much. they're not fake nerds either like fake nerds just repost LOTR gifsets and talk about how nerdy they are for being into like, fucking batman and stuff. LARPers know their shit. they read the whole Silmarillion. they know who Ambush Bug is. like get LARP's name out of your fucking mouth

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

you gotta be careful what you monger. if its fish people will like you but if its war then less so. various results

just saw a spin class where they were cycling to "burn" from hamilton

dont mind me. just chewing and gnawing on this piece of wood for enrichment. also keeps my beak in good condition. dont worry about it