they didnt know any better

There should be an "It's Christian" section when asked why you pressed "hide ad"

there should be an “I refuse to lose weight” option when you hide an ad

loyal knight

tamed dragon.

i strongly feel there should be a bart simpson emoji

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”