marvel as a whole is like the studio version of those content farm youtube channels that upload like five times every day and they’re chaotic and loud because they need to keep kids engaged and the titles are like “spider-man and elsa 24 hour among us challenge (FAILED!!)”

society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles 

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

certified iconic post

after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane

Do you have ghosts and demons tho?

being online is the same thing as being psychically attacked by ghosts and demons

Every single cop show is like oh look how these cool badass protags just wanna do their job but the obnoxious pencil-pushers back at the office keep getting in the way by trying to make them follow due conduct and the very obvious criminal keeps maliciously obstructing them by invoking their legal rights and wouldn't they be able to do their job so much better and faster if they were allowed to just follow their gut and do whatever it takes to arrest the person they already pinned down as the dangerous criminal? And then people eat it up and go on the internet to make youtube comments about how refusing to speak with the cops without a lawyer is extremely suspicious behavior.

Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

good music should beat the shit out of you

I think I love tumblr the most bc I don't owe anyone anything. I can come on here and reblog the most unhinged ridiculous shit and then leave. I'm not giving any explanation.

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

tumblr is the website you can’t find your own posts but someone else likes a post you made five years ago

Public parks, libraries, and venues are one of the only things that I support entirely on philosophical principle. I’m sure that there’s plenty of research suggesting a data-based political or economic case to be made for them, but I don’t care about it. I just think that it’s very important for any healthy society to have easily accessible places without cost or entry requirements where people can come to relax, learn, experience new things, and be surrounded by a diverse group of people that they haven’t met yet. I strongly believe that that’s just a good thing to have for public life and civic culture.