heda of thirstkru

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

Let's hold up traffic with mama!

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by