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if u advocate 4 the extinction of whole species, including insects like mosquitos or roaches, i hope u die a horribly painful death 800 times. i hate you SOOOO much 😐

entering a new phase in my life called "who give a shit" where i dont care about anything

they were there they just didn’t die

THE ULTIMATE MEMORABILIA: TWO-FACE’S FACE

stomach hair is the most important thing in the whole world

reptiles really went off with basking on warm rocks. i’ve done it before and honestly? it fucks

the story of how they recorded prison is so funny they literally just locked gerard alone in an attic with quote “very little clothes on”, blasted porn while he recorded, and then used it as the final take. what the fuck is wrong with them

i think lots of problems in life could be solved by pinning boys up against walls and kissing them

Based

actually i think we need to move past new album tinhatting and instead start new album gaslighting. start replying to franks tweets with ‘sooooo excited for the new mcr album next month’ and flooding mikeys ig comments with ‘the bass on the leaked snippet of the new mcr album sounds SO cool im hype’ and when ray comes online to bully republicans be like ‘wow king this is why we’ve all preordered the new mcr album love you’ and when gerard posts random photos with incomprehenible captions we can reply like ‘wait is this a lyrical parallel to the new single? this was so well planned WOW’. i think we can do it. i think we can trick them into having to release an album by making them think they already told us about one. its possible.