Forth now, and fear no darkness

academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”

STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"

“Pretending to enjoy the sandwich its host is eating” I beg your fucking pardon

The Swarm is like “I have a duty. My mission to infiltrate the Carryx and relay information back that may help the war effort is the whole reason for my existence. I will do anything and everything to achieve my goal, my raison d’être. Nothing will deter me from my task. But first, an identity crisis.”

Yes yes yes I got my hands on The Faith of Beasts so I will be spending some time with my favourite parasitic bioengineered espionage weapon/species as it tries to navigate its duties and its newly discovered feelings for some twink named Dafyd. Can’t wait to read it

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

not my amazing digital circus not my amazing digital monkeys

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot