Forth now, and fear no darkness

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”

STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"

“Pretending to enjoy the sandwich its host is eating” I beg your fucking pardon

The Swarm is like “I have a duty. My mission to infiltrate the Carryx and relay information back that may help the war effort is the whole reason for my existence. I will do anything and everything to achieve my goal, my raison d’être. Nothing will deter me from my task. But first, an identity crisis.”

Yes yes yes I got my hands on The Faith of Beasts so I will be spending some time with my favourite parasitic bioengineered espionage weapon/species as it tries to navigate its duties and its newly discovered feelings for some twink named Dafyd. Can’t wait to read it

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,