I’m not just the clown, I’m the Big Top

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

remy bonnaire has the eye bags of a man who was awake until the wee hours of the morning wondering WHAT ARE WE jamis arlesi has the eye bags of a man who was jorkin that thing until he sanded his pesis wood clean off

rewatching the series so I can write the porn more in character

behind a drum set is an underrated place for a cuck chair

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

Rorschach test, final level, legendary difficulty

Hate that the term "post-nut clarity" gets applied to guilt and shame people feel after watching porn or having sex. These feelings aren't any more real or reasonable that the horniness was. You don't have clarity, you're just not horny anymore and grew up in a culture that told you to be ashamed of sex and masturbation.