permanently exhausted

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

"muscle mommy" "cardio bunny" these women don't fucking KNOW you bro

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.

reblog to reassure the next person who reads this that everything is going to be okay and it’s all going to get easier soon

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money