THEY SAY IT TAKES ONE MILLION WORDS

@onemillionwordsofcrap

...and all of them are crap. 30s, the existence of my gender or lack thereof has never been proven by science. I write everything under the speculative fiction umbrella. You might know me as BC, if we've met elsewhere. Let your freak flag fly. Art tag! Commissions open, see my pinned and/or my DA Other places to find me: Neopets blog | General fandom blog + Pillowfort | Deviantart

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triangleguy

i love this image more than words can describe it just so perfectly captures this sort of phenomenon

onemillionwordsofcrap

Did... did he carefully cut big square holes out directly over the knees

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sawed-on-shotgun

categorically one of the worst feelings in the world is when someone is annoying you really really very extremely badly but theyre completely harmless and also clueless and you absolutely cannot tell them because you will ruin their day and life and you cannot bear that so you just keep suffering even though your personalities mesh just about as well as trap beats and country music

sawed-on-shotgun

though on top of that there is also the dilemma of 'is not being upfront and just telling them you dont like them even more disrespectful' so either way you are just fucked forever

sawed-on-shotgun

there was one (1) occasion where i just had to go LOOK MAN I DONT WANNA HURT YOUR FEELINGS AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT IM GOING TO IF YOU KEEP TALKING TO ME IM SORRY GOODBYE which also didnt go over well particularly

My toxic trait is how much I love weird little homebrewed and retro electronics. Look at this thang???

It's $185 and I desire it almost carnally

#gadgets #retro electronics #so cute... so tiny........

neenarchive

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

Someone made a Green sign generator

#Deltarune #DR green #memes

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snailspng

Ancient glass bead PNGs

onemillionwordsofcrap

fascinating what these say about both the aesthetics and the techniques available during the times they were made

onemillionwordsofcrap

I hate these big dumb fluttery moths flying right into my face all the time

MY PHONE IS NOT THE SUN. WHY ARE YOU EVEN INSIDE. YOU DO NOT LIVE HERE YOU FLUFFY DUMB BASTARDS

onemillionwordsofcrap

Stop starin at me with those big ol eyes

Actually y'know what. This:

"Why is this in here"

"It's bc it's the author's fetish lmao 🤪"

Is a boring AF statement even when they're right. Just because it's the author's fetish doesn't mean it doesn't also have critical thematic relevance that is worth talking about.

Yes yes we all know why the From Software CEO really keeps creating cute ladies with emotional constipation and bare feet. That's the part he jorks at. Fine. That's the least interesting part of having a repeated theme of cute ladies with emotional constipation and bare feet. Be more curious, will you. Get back in there

#writing #dark souls #worldbuilding

sadclowncentral

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

sumverendus

sandpancakecat

prokopetz

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

prokopetz

#the best route is clearly to get really into a specific kink scenario and invent a world to justify it (via @salix03)

That's not even a joke. Developing a kink scenario so elaborate and so excruciatingly particular that it can only properly be contemplated in the frame of a world created specifically to contain it is genuinely closer to Tolkien's actual creative process than 99% of the stuff that plays at being heir to his legacy.

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hirodraga

Another commission for @duckie19! Absolutist Zevlor surrounded by the souls he had lost will never not be angst peak :)

jelloapocalypse

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

onemillionwordsofcrap

- text will look like absolute shit in three months

- traps mold, grime, soap scum, bacterial colonies, impossible to brush your teeth

- thats ok the filth will go great with the BEIGE BEIGEBEIGEBEIGEBEIGE

- plumbing repairs are going to be a bitch and a half

- "Most people" don't believe in fairy tales at all, you fucking idiot

kuttithevangu

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

creekfiend

captain-price-returns

So it turns out that Flock cameras have a button on the back.

And if you press it down long enough you can just connect to it like an access point. There’s also NO 2FA on signing in to the network.

There’s better protection for your Steam account than a network tracking millions of people.

sneakyspades

Flock Safety cameras had no passwords, allowed root access in 30 seconds, and shared data with federal agencies — across 100,000 US deployme

awesome

aholefilledwithtwigs

Flock cameras are Android devices?? They built their surveillance network on unsecured hardware running Android with default credentials..

onemillionwordsofcrap

Ohhhh my god???

strawberrydykke

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

onemillionwordsofcrap

I mean. It sure is

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onemillionwordsofcrap

Videos Game working as intended

onemillionwordsofcrap

I cannot lie. There are some fucking hotties in there and they all have sexy beach outfits

#it's just an excellent game in general though #lots of fun with fluid controls and good QoL features and a great cast

onemillionwordsofcrap

full of homemade pretzels + cheese dip

onemillionwordsofcrap

Look. I made those. Nothing will ever make me feel bad abt myself again

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