take me with you, finished thing

i think it’s time we get serious about using this website as a dating app there’s enough mutuals who live near me that it really could happen i think. What if we all just got coffee

Actually I've decided this is a poem

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

fundamentally my problem is i have working dog mental illness which means im tired all the time but if i am free from a Job for even one day i WILL be destroying the house

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

it's even worse that the only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning

But the only way to begin is by beginning. So let's begin.

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

wait i do this