ilya rozanov is my friend fr

i know the in universe Shane Hollander Crashout compilations go soooo hard

like . shane smashing his stick to pieces. shane dropping gloves . shane dissociating . shane sped up X2 arguing with a ref for soooo long . shane yelling over the boards . that's MY crashout king

so dorky and so erotic that shane hollander has a TRIPOD for facetime sex its so fucking good it makes me crazyyyyy

no sorry but…im perverted about a lot of things but something about the combination of exhibitionism and shanes lowered inhibitions is like a juicy fruity cocktail of sosogood to me. like the first few times i bet he was shy about it but to be at the point where hes got a TRIPOD…..hes like well if im gonna spit on it while im jerking and two fingers deep im gonna need both hands and its gotta look sexy. only practical really. SHANE HOLLANDER!!!!!!!!!!

shane and ilya at a centaurs barbecue and everyone boos ilya away from the grill because “when roz makes the burgers it’s like eating a hockey puck” and shane crosses his arms testily and says that if they were real hockey players then they would be HAPPY to eat hockey pucks.

captain flint voice our age of sail is collapsing