ilya rozanov is my friend fr

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

one day ilya walks into the livingroom with a collar and a leash and both anya and shane gets up from the couch

more ilya and shane jerking each other off in the back of the team bus. more ilya maneuvering shane onto his lap with one hand over his mouth so the rest of the team can’t hear his slutty little moans. more sadistically relentless edging when they’re in public and have to keep it together

not even allowed to push someone now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

erling haaland kill harry kane and you will be reincarnated as a monster truck