ilya rozanov is my friend fr

hollanov would loveeeee being the bitchiest nosiest gossips this town has ever seen about skipdivorce. shane has a google alert for any and all related keywords. ilya is paying paparazzi to send him photos before they sell them to the tabloids. whenever a new article or photo drops they are spending 30 minutes minimum dissecting it and beating various dead horses. and then they fuck about it because they are the Number One Best Gay Hockey Couple and they Won

everyone needs to calm down about everything right now. unless you are worked up for a legitimate reason then of course, you should be angrier maybe. what I’m saying is let’s all take it down to a 1 or 2. unless of course you need to be at an 11.

forgot why i don’t use this as a journal and just remembered omg Who reblogs a clearly personal breakdown post Who raised you people

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex