ilya rozanov is my friend fr

you're my brother and to some extent my wife

ilya voice actually my scales are rainbow and iridescent and stronger than steel so your shark bites dont work and im immune to poisons and im the fastest swimmer and the most beautiful also

Okay so the fantasy is I’m a (helpless, naive) bellboy and you’re a (strong, confident) guest at the hotel I work at and you get so horribly turned on by my (waifish, vulnerable) nature that you (sure of yourself, knows better than I do) have no choice but to take advantage of me even if I say no. this is what I came up with after having you here for less than 10 minutes though give me more time and we can do even more fun stuff that I come up with.

im against shane coming without permission like politically