ilya rozanov is my friend fr

shane trying to get ilya back from mamdani by finally pulling the trigger on the wear a suit for the hookup move

I am once again thinking of ilya sucking shane's cock during an Instagram live or a zoom interview or something and shane having a full fucking orgasm and coming into ilya's mouth live and somebody clips it and the internet is just trying to figure out why tf shane hollander randomly seemed to have some kind of #episode out of nowhere.....ppl are speculating they're diagnosing him with things they're sleuthing and meanwhile ilya is jacking off to the clip whenever they're apart

hollanov would loveeeee being the bitchiest nosiest gossips this town has ever seen about skipdivorce. shane has a google alert for any and all related keywords. ilya is paying paparazzi to send him photos before they sell them to the tabloids. whenever a new article or photo drops they are spending 30 minutes minimum dissecting it and beating various dead horses. and then they fuck about it because they are the Number One Best Gay Hockey Couple and they Won