hello.

The moral of the Tortoise and the Hare isn’t that slow and steady wins the race it’s to not be cocky

i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

i want to get some tattoos. i want to learn how to play drums. i want to go back to the ocean. i want to land a heelflip. i want to benchpress with big plates.

it crept up on me but i want i want i want i want to live. i want to live

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

The road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

Yeah, eventually, you do reach Rome

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

Happy birthday trans people!!!!!! ✨💞🥰💙🫶🌟💕🦎🏳️‍⚧️💞the world is better with you in it ❤️

I hope your favorite blonde haired blue eyed character has a black person cast to portray them

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

standalone carbs. solo carbs. shes beautiful and powerful. shes carrying the meal all by herself.