Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
One off Superman story where Clark Kent gets classically abducted by aliens in the farm so said aliens can find out more information about human biology and Clark's just like *sucks in air through his teeth* so about that....
ID: Clark after telling the truth: well this is awkward…. I am so sorry to disappoint you— WAIT! What would you do with a real human? Alien: oh just run some scans. With our technology it would be non-invasive and completely painless. Maybe mildly uncomfortable at most. Clark: how long would it take? Alien: depends on resistance and what we find but probably no longer than a few earth hours. Clark: okay. I know a human you can study.
*cut to Lex Luthor about to attend a very important time-sensitive deal he cannot afford to miss*
The next day he doesn’t have the deal and is making himself look crazy and paranoid-slash-blatantly slanderous saying Superman sent aliens to abduct him when there’s absolutely no proof of that and Superman was all over the news helping with an earthquake the whole time. He’s quickly becoming a meme. Lois can’t see his strategy and wonders if he’s finally snapped. Clark has some new alien friends. End ID.
Links and IDs below. Left to right, top to bottom.
@luckyclo4ur [Image ID: A fullbody of a sitting green cat with one cyclops-like eye and a tail made of dripping slime. The background is transparent. End ID]
@revivalguide [Image ID: Fullbodies of two humanoid characters embracing one another. One character has curly yellow hair, large grey wings, and warm brown skin. The second character has spiky cream hair, tawny skin, and is wearing a long cloak-hood which curls into a heart at the tip. They have intricate halos behind their heads, and the background is otherwise transparent. End ID]
@ursaaves [Image ID: A gif of a chubby pikachu rocking back and forth. He has a tail which comes to a single rounded end. The background is transparent. End ID]
Axolnomaly [Image ID: A fullbody of an anthro parrot wearing a revealing outfit. they are leaning back and their wings are out in a stretch. The background is transparent. End ID]
cosplay-idiot [Image ID: A fullbody of a MLP Pony OC with orange fur, brown and yellow fur, and green eyes. Her cutie mark is a honey stick with a swirl of honey on it. The background is plain green with a pale orange ground plane. The character is casting a long shadow. End ID]
@squidsinatrentchcoat443 (x2) [Image ID: A fullbody of a fat blue anthro shark wearing a yellow bikini. She has their arms behind her head and is leaning back, his tail is very thick and is resting on the ground behind her with her tail fin in the air. They are wearing a variety of silver chain jewelry. The background is transparent. End ID]
[Image ID: A fullbody of an anthro cat khajit wearing a very layered rogueish outfit with a hood. She is crouching with their arms resting on her legs, and her tail is laying on the ground behind them. Their head is turned down so that the hood shadows her upper face, although their red eyes are glowing and facing the viewer. The background is a textured warm grey with flecks of red. End ID]
@tiny-shimmer [Image ID: A bust of a two-headed dragon, mimicing the style of a playing card. Each head is mostly mirrored, but they have differing traits. The top head has light scales and purple accents, with straight horns and a smiling expression. She is wearing a necklace with a blue moon charm. The bottom head has dark scales and blue accents, with curled horns and a frowning expression. She is wearing a necklace with a purple star charm. Both are sticking their tongues out, and both have grey underbellies. The background is plainly patterned cream. End ID]
wolfbutch [Image ID: A bust of a green dragon with its mouth held open. Its scales are varying shades of warm green, and the back of its neck and its wings are covered in sharp spines. It has antler-like horns and spiky eye crests, and is spitting up a small amount of a flammable liquid out of its mouth from a transparent neck pouch full of it. The background is cream colored with flames and waves of the flammable acid layered over eachother. End ID]
@ezekialarts [Image ID: A digital painting with four fullbodies of a borrower character. The background includes two layers of a space within a wall, the top has a vertical pipe and a hole to the outside, while the bottom has a curved pipe, a string of fairy lights, and a dropoff to the right. The character is shown entering the top portion from the upper-left, leaning forward to peek out the hole in the wall, then entering the bottom portion from the left and putting away their pin, and then sitting and stretching near the dropoff. The whole image uses a brown, orange and yellow palette. End ID]
pteryx [Image ID: An illustration featuring a small winged alien flying through a forest during sunset. The alien has pterodactyl-like wings, four eyes, and a blue crest. End ID]
@stormcrow13 [Image ID: An illustration of two owlbears sleeping together. One owlbear has fur covering its eyes, spikes on its neck, and a large yellow eagle-like beak. The other has an owl-like facial disk and a small black beak. The former is laying its head on the latter. The background is a plain grey-blue with shading coming from the left. End ID]
@bmpdraws [Image ID: An illustration of a character with shiny gel-like limbs posed as if they are trapped within a box. All of their limbs are bright green with black liquid floating inside. Their head is an orb of the same green with a catlike collection of liquid lounging inside as if bored. Their tail curls around the background, and the background behind it is a plain dull blue. End ID]
i'll talk trash about D&D 3/3.5 all day long but i gotta say the core book cover aesthetic fucked so hard. everyone got hyper burned out on this kind of thing 20 years ago because everybody did it all at once for a while but look, get over here and gaze with new and forgiving eyes.
3rd ed went "oh wouldn't it be sick if we made them look like fantasy books?"
and 3.5 fucking doubled down.
do you not wish to crack open a fucking tome, boy?
do you not wish to gaze upon my magical spells?
they were so filled with fantasy and wonderment that the nostalgia reprint premium edition in 2012 was like oh shit we dreamed too big we gotta reduce the whimsy so nobody knows we were cringe in middle school.
Ok, these absolutely rule. And what's even better?
THEY'RE PHYSICAL PROPS.
As in, these are photographs of actual, physical sculpture that were created by the artist H.G. Higginbotham (who did a number of pices for WotC and the like). They're handmade sculptures, made from castings and found materials, with only the text and D&D trade logo being added later in post. They've been on exhibit before (I wanna say I saw them at a GenCon many years ago), and they're massive, beautiful works of art. Truly befitting an arcane tomb.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Happy Pride Month! And Happy Dinosaur Day! Heterodontosaurus is a genus of heterodontosaurid dinosaur that lived throughout what is now southern Africa during the Early Jurassic around 200–190 million years ago. The first specimen consisting of a crushed but nearly complete skull and some now lost associated postcranial remains, was unearthed from the side of mount Tyinindini at an altitude of about 1,890 m (6,201 ft), during the British–South African expedition to South Africa and Basutoland (former name of Lesotho) in 1961–1962. Today, it is housed in the Iziko South African Museum. The animal was scientifically described and named in 1962 by paleontologists Alfred Walter Crompton and Alan J. Charig. The genus name refers to the different-shaped teeth, and the specific name honors George C. Tuck, a director of Austin Motor Company, who helped fund the expedition. In 1966, a second specimen of Heterodontosaurus consisting of a near complete articulated skeleton was discovered at the Voyizane locality, in the Elliot Formation of the Stormberg Group of rock formations, giving a much better understanding of the animal. These finds were remarkably important to the understanding of dinosaur evolution as prior next to no early ornithischian dinosaurs were known. Heterodontosaurus helped establish that ornithischia and saurischia were directly related and that dinosauria was a natural monophyletic group. Something not previously thought to be the case. Since then several additional specimens including multiple skulls have been recovered. Reaching around 3ft 10inches to 5ft 9 inches (1.18 to 1.75m) in length and 4.4 to 22lbs (2 to 10kgs) in weight, whilst heterodontosaurus was small for a dinosaur it was one of the largest members of its family. The skull was elongated, narrow, and triangular when viewed from the side. The fronts of the jaws were covered in a horny beak. It had three types of teeth; in the upper jaw, small, incisor-like teeth were followed by long, canine-like tusks. A gap divided the tusks from the chisel-like cheek-teeth. The body was short with a long tail. The five-fingered forelimbs were long and relatively robust, whereas the hind-limbs were long, slender, and had four toes. This ancient bipedal dinosaur is thought to have been herbivorous or possibly omnivorous feeding upon a variety of plants, insects, and possibly small vertebrates.
Hetero-DON’T-osaurus.
Old joke is old... but I only managed to get one thing out for pride month so I wanted it to be inclusive of everyone.
Just a few scraps of Early Jurassic dinosaurs have been found in the Huizachal Canyon, Tamaulipas, Mexico… but thanks to the work of among o
Heterodontosaurus?
More like Hetero-DONT-osaurus!
Dinosaurs don’t stand for your heteronormativity.
By @ryuukibart
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Witch: That's all I know how to do. What do you need?
Maiden: I'm starting to see why you were shunned from the village.
Witch: Yes, I've killed a lot of people. What do you need?
Maiden: There's a pox in the village.
Witch: It wasn't me this time.
Maiden: I know. Can you fix it or not?
Witch: No. I'm not licensed for that.
Maiden: What do you mean you're not licensed for that?
Witch: I got kicked out of the herbalist's coven.
Maiden: For killing people?
Witch: For killing people.
Maiden: Great, now what do I do? There isn't another witch for at least three towns over.
Witch: And he's an enchanter blacksmith type. Makes protective amulets and beefs up swords. Makes really good horseshoes. Can't fix poxes. Makes a mean rabbit stew though. And...
Maiden: And is very good at sex and hard to kill, yes everyone knows that. You tell us repeatedly. Even though we kicked you out.
Witch: It's important. How are you not dead yet, by the way? You're an adult and you haven't bought anything yet so you should be dead by now.
Maiden: I'm not into people that way. Your weird sex based spells don't work on me. That's why I'm the one that came.
Witch: I would branch out but I'm barred from taking more classes at the guild. Because of the murder.
Maiden: Right, well I'm gonna go before you poison me.
Witch: What about the pox?
Maiden: I do have a mild form of it so you've been exposed too. Someone of your age is much more likely to die from it.
Witch: What?
Maiden: I'd suggest you find an accredited friend that hasn't been convicted of unnecessary murder.
Enchanter: One second. (throws a sword over his shoulder where it crashes into several metal tools and starts glowing)
Enchanter: Okay, what do you need?
Maiden: There's a pox in my town.
Enchanter: (pulls an amulet out of his pocket and holds it over her head)
Enchanter: You don't seem to have it, but it's touched you.
Maiden: I got better. Can you help?
Enchanter: I enchant swords. Why are you visiting me?
Maiden: Because the only witch in our town is...
Enchanter: Wait, don't tell me. Are you from Ravenfalls?
Maiden: Yeah.
Enchanter: Tabatha. Of course. That quack.
Maiden: She only kills people and does abortions.
Enchanter: Oh no she doesn't do abortions. She just drowns babies. I don't even think she knows what a fetus is.
Maiden: Oh.
Enchanter: Yeah. Terrible cook too. Normally herbalists are pretty good at cooking but she's just...
Maiden: The worst. I know. Do you at least know who can help? All of our elders and babies are dropping off like flies. People are strapping chickens to their arms. It's a mess.
Enchanter: (clicks tongue a few times) The nearest guy that specializes in pox is in the mountains. Not the coast range but the big angry looking pointy ones to the east. What were those called again?
Maiden: The Death Mountains?
Enchanter: Yeah, those. Unfortunate name, really. They're almost tolerable in the spring and summer. Don't know why they live there though.
Maiden: Can you teleport me there?
Enchanter: Why do people always ask that? Look I don't know what you've been hearing from Tabatha or traveling merchants but that's not safe for living creatures.
Maiden: Then what do I do? By the time I get back half the population will either be dead or still have birds strapped to their arms.
Enchanter: I hate to suggest this but you could like... with a shapeshifting dragon? And then ask for a wish?
Maiden: I'm not into people or dragons that way.
Enchanter: Then I guess I'll see if I can do something for your horse's shoes but that won't be nearly as fast.
Herbalist: Come a very long way to see me. I know.
Maiden: How did you...
Herbalist: Everyone says that. Come sit. Do you like tea?
Maiden: I don't have time for tea. My village has a pox.
Herbalist: Which pox?
Maiden: It's mostly affecting older people and it's... purple.
Herbalist: Oh. What shade of purple?
Maiden: Very bright.
Herbalist: Oh, that's not a pox. That's a curse. Or a curse mixed with a usually just annoying pox. Someone in your area has probably pissed someone off.
Maiden: I'm from Ravenfalls.
Herbalist: In that case I think we can both guess who brought forth someone's ire. Who created it though, still remains a mystery. In any case, you can buy this bag of weeds and instruct people to boil them in small batches and inhale the steam. It won't cure anything, but it will most likely help people breathe better, which may help them survive long enough to fight it off.
Maiden: What do I do about Tabatha and the people strapping chickens to their arms?
Herbalist: My dear, some things can't be fixed completely. Plant this all over your town though and Tabatha will most likely avoid you. You can have these for free.
Maiden: I'm not going to bring some magic plant into town unless I know what it is.
Herbalist: Oh, it's not very magic. It's a cedar tree I've enchanted to grow very quickly. She's deathly allergic to cedar wood and pollen.
Maiden: Oh.
Herbalist: I really can't do anything for the chickens though. People will do strange things when they're desperate.
Maiden: Will I ever know who cursed us?
Herbalist: You may or may not. Wile you're here though, would you care to buy a love potion?
Maiden: I'm not into people that way.
Herbalist: You wouldn't fit in at the witches guild then. That's why most of us go in. It's a very good profession for swingers.
Maiden: That's why I went into city government. Well, thank you for all that.
Herbalist: And thank you for visiting. Tell the enchanter that I said hi and tell Tabatha to take a hike for me.
Maiden: It feels weird to call you that. You're the magic blacksmith I met on my quest.
Enchanter: I understand. So do you know who I'd talk to about renting a lot here?
Maiden: For what purpose? Oh, right. Me. Talk to me about it. I manage Lord Raven's lots and do logging and hunting permits and collect rent and whatnot
Enchanter: I want to set up my shop here. Business is better here for weapons and ever since she moved out, well...
Maiden: Was she after you?
Enchanter: She was under the impression that we were still married.
Maiden: Yes, she definitely was. Well, I think I can set you up. The village will benefit from having a reputable witch nearby. I'll get you in contact with a carpenter and scout out a spot for you.
Enchanter: Wait, I have something for you.
Maiden: An amulet?
Enchanter: For keeping away unwanted romantic advances.
Maiden: (covers her mouth and starts crying just a little bit)
Maiden: Sir, I can't...
Enchanter: You drove away a person that made my life a living hell for years. You saved your town. You drove out a murderer. You went into the Death Mountains in the middle of the winter. Take it.
Maiden: (takes it) John, did I ever tell you when we met that I desperately wanted to become friends with you?
Enchanter: No, but once I'm moved in I think we can give it a try.
Maiden: I'll get the paperwork and meet you at the tavern. Dinner's on me.
I’m a fiction writer and tumblr is where I put my ideas that are too stupid to try and publish or don’t give me enough inspiration to fully flesh out. I’m this weird all the time. This one just happened to get some attention.
Many accounts of the legendary mermaids may owe their existence not to a fish-like humanoid, but to the elusive sea beavers (Castor littoralis).
This species of rodent, much like its freshwater cousin, builds complex wooden structures, creating artificial reefs to farm fish and seaweed. Unlike their relatives, though, their supply of wood is limited. While most rely on driftwood or tear down human docks, some populations have opted to construct intricate lures, possibly to attract human attention and provoke shipwrecks. This brings in a new source of materials to grow their ever-larger barriers.
what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in the city (bus rapid transit, train stations). Just removing highway alone isn’t going to make traffic better, the bigger part of the story is that they improved public transportation. And the current mayor wants to do more - cyclist lanes and reinstate a tram system
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
