kinda gay to be...

yeah man i bet your package came. In the male

intricate rituals

you could never understand a warrior’s bond

#ThereWasOnlyOneToboggan

Why are you as a man luging with another man

kinda gay to be named John Handscock

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

Like of course I know it means "We're looking for you". But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?

Gonna try to convince so-called “alpha” influencer bros that collabs are inherently feminizing and cuck-coded. Pretty gay to let another guy insert his content in the middle of what you’re trying to put out into the world, bro…

quantum physics is so gay. yeah sure as soon as i measure a particle and thereby determine its spin as either up or down its entangled particle's spin is immediately determined as the opposite. top and bottom soulmates ass shit. which fanfic author came up with this

Oh you want me to “touch base” later? You want my lips to touch the base of your cock 🤨

Gay as hell to be another man's groomsman like what are you gonna do? Stand there and wish he was marrying you instead? Gayass.

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

Airport announcements are so gay. Why do they keep asking for that man?

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

Please Lord not this post

Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space